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Culture Buzz Just in time for Christmas. Etsypreneur Erin Pearce is a mad genius.
Culture Buzz Swearing! Strap-ons! Shrim! Plus Goldblum, Ferrell and Galifianakis! This movie has everything.
Culture Buzz Some softcore Jurassic Porn for you Goldblumaniacs. Why, Dr. Malcolm…the flapping of your butterfly's wings has caused a hurricane. Of PASSION.
That is all. (Ed. note: All this picture needs to be perfect is Bill Murray.)
This is how I always dreamed of Jeff …. I guess I'm not the only one!
Music Buzz “Late Night” with Jimmy Fallon provides us with this musical gem. Jeff Goldblum, Biz Markie and The Roots absolutely crush the hip-hop classic, “Just A Friend.”
I don’t know whether I consider this cat to be lucky or unfortunate. And what’s wrong with The Fly? Was that one just too obvious?
She came for mimosas, and left pining to teach spreadsheets to Jeff Goldblum. FYI, lunchtime burritos with The Fly would be the best. Nice thinking, Sarah. JEFF GOLDBLUM, WE HOPE YOU READ BUZZFEED!
Apparently a meme that has gone far too long unnoticed, Drunk Jeff Goldblum is pointed out by Videogum as one of the finest uses of stuttered vocal effects ever. Now if only someone would find a clip of Goldblum in Powder. That would somehow make the movie even more AWESOME!
And you thought these reactions were bad. A million face palms is not…
