Probably not. In honor of his 34th birthday. NSFW because Nakey Jakey.
Happy 34th birthday, Jake! May you keep torturing us all with your beautiful, beautiful soul.
Jake Gyllenhaal mérite tous les prix.
Your dream boyfriend is back and he’s here for you.
Comme nous, les stars alternent entre disette et gavage au burger. Sauf que nous, on ne gagne pas d’Oscar.
I totally understand that this makes me look insane.
Dan Gilroy breaks down the upsetting relationship between Jake Gyllenhaal’s and Rene Russo’s characters for BuzzFeed News. WARNING: All of the spoilers ahead!
“We ultimately looked at it as one long accident,” writer-director Dan Gilroy told BuzzFeed News. SPOILERS ahead!
The 33-year-old actor gives the best performance of his career in the darkly comic thriller Nightcrawler — this is how he pulled it off.
Heh, I didn’t know they were friends.
Landing your dream job isn’t easy. But if you work hard and stick to your guns, your dream can become a reality. For more helpful advice in life, watch Jake Gyllenhaal’s thriller Nightcrawler, now playing in theaters.
Nearly 10 years after her last leading role, the beloved actress looks back at her career, her self-imposed acting hiatus, and why she’s back with the riveting Nightcrawler — for now.
It can be confusing. But we’re here to help.
Why everyone’s going to be talking about Jake Gyllenhaal’s performance as a gleefully amoral cameraman in Nightcrawler.
And the facial hair made all the difference…
A look back to 10 years ago and the celebs we cared about then.
Sure, everyone remembers Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears, and Bennifer, but what about Wilmer Valderrama and Mandy Moore?
It’s time to get over your Hatha-hate.
Aaron Guzikowski, who wrote the Hugh Jackman and Jake Gyllenhaal movie, says, “I was very surprised that we were allowed to keep that ending.” Spoilers start RIGHT AWAY.
Prisoners is a tough movie about complex people, and it just opened with $21 million at the box office. Perhaps it’s premature to declare the death of the mature movie drama?
Imagine being trapped underground with Paul Wesley. Train traffic doesn’t seem so bad after all.
“Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?” Whoa.
If you were a star in the ’90s or early aughts, you paid a visit to the TRL photo booth.
In 2003 I took to LiveJournal to rank my favorite hotties.
Why do you do this to us, Taylor? WHY?
Jake Gyllenhaal features as a hipster-hating serial killer in the newest video from The Shoes. Warning, there’s some graphic imagery.
So I see Discovery got my fan letter.
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This is really special.
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If that’s true, she’s the only woman on the planet he hasn’t dated.
Leave some for the rest of Hollywood’s himbos, Gyllenhaal!