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Link: Glitter-Bombing Could Get You Six Months In Jail
http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/02/09/glitter-bombing-a-pol...
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Turns out political handlers don't much care for their employers being attacked. You could be charged with creating a disturbance and throwing a missile.
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80-Year-Old Faces Criminal Charges For Feeding Ducks
Culture Buzz Claire Butcher, a.k.a. “The Bird Lady of Lynn,” is stirring up all kinds of (duck) shit in this Massachusetts town. The best part is around 1:50, when she goes all Occupy on a park bench.
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Occupy Wall Streeter Calls Ai Weiwei Selfish For Not Liking Occupy Wall Street Enough
Culture Buzz This is the same Ai Weiwei who was arrested by the Chinese government for his human rights activism, so, yeah…how dare he not be more involved. From an MSNBC live chat with the outspoken artist, who still faces threat of imprisonment for his struggle against the repressive regime. A commenter named Angelina didn't think Ai was sufficiently reverential in his response about OWS. This is infuriating.
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Image: Students Vs. Prisoners
Well this is upsetting. Here's a comparison of spending priorities in Michigan. (via finding-joy.tumblr.com)
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Image: Casey Anthony Lets Her Hair Down, Will Be Released From Jail On July 13
Casey Anthony was sentenced to 4 years in jail, but will be released on July 13 because she has already served 3 years and has had good behavior. She will also have to pay a $4,000 fine. Nancy Grace is NOT happy. (via msnbc.msn.com)
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After Conjugal Visit Prisoner Tries Escaping In Wife’s Suitcase
Culture Buzz Police said the prisoner's 19-year-old wife, who now faces prison time for her role in the attempted escape, looked nervous while pulling the unusually heavy looking suitcase. Aww, how romantic. (via nydailynews.com)
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Video: Jail Cell High Dive
Well, I guess this is a creative way to try and entertain yourself in prison. It's a good thing a high score on the spatial relationship section of the IQ test isn't required for entry.
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From Prison With Love
Culture Buzz Are you open to love? I mean really open? Well, you’d have to be to go down this road. All you have to do is add one or more to your shopping cart! Maybe they even have a two for one special. They all bring something unique to the table and if you’re lucky, they may have only murdered one person.
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Balloon Boy's Dad Goes To Jail
Culture Buzz Is this subject still popular? No? Too bad. Richard Heene was sentenced to 90 days in jail as well as four years of probation. His wife was also given 20 days in the slammer. Read the article here.
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Link: Hipster Grifter Talks About Internet Fame….But Mostly Jail
http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2009-11-11...
The post-internet-famous Kari Ferrell (aka The Hipster Grifter) chatted with The Daily Beast from jail in Utah and showed her “reflective side” with choice phrases like “gumming a dude's meat” and “R Kelly'ing small boys.” The internet's not the same without ya K-dawg.
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Bird Captured With Tiny Suitcase
Culture Buzz This pigeon was caught by Colombian prison guards with a tiny suitcase of cell phone parts on its back. You crazy bird! Every day they get smarter. By my calculations, we have about 9.5 months before they conquer the human race and turn their bird eyes towards the robots.
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Image: Mickey Rourke in Russian Prison!
Mickey Rourke was seen sporting a top knot and getting ready for bed - in a Russian prison. But oh relax! He's just touching the cold, brutal sheets of a jail bed while researching his upcoming role in Iron Man 2.
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Image: Insane Mug Shot Before and After
Michael Campbell was arrested first in 2003 and again in 2008. I see a throat bulldog, an eyeball die, a polka-dot bow tie, a pentagram and… what is that on the side of his neck — a toilet? A coffee-maker?
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Video: My Fellow Prisoners
McCain gaffed today and addressed a campaign event audience as “my fellow prisoners”. Woopsies, we’re not in Hanoi anymore, are we Cindy? He was talking about domestic policies or something, and clearly didn’t intend that Freudian slip. Naptime! Thanks, Jack!
