Fetal Heart Monitor Freestyle Rap

“Dilated (beep beep) cervix (beep beep).” A father gets bored in the hospital while waiting for his wife to give birth and decides to lay down some impromptu lyrics to the beat of the fetal heart monitor. Hilariously cute.

Gavon Laessig a year ago 125 responses

33 Jaw-Dropping Photos Of The Costa Concordia Disaster

Surreal and unsettling photos of the massive cruise ship after it capsized off the coast of Italy. As of this writing, 6 people are dead and 14 are still missing.

Gavon Laessig a year ago 181 responses

Putin and Berlusconi’s Powerful Bromance on slate.com ›

Remember when we went to that wildlife preserve? You whined about the cold like a little Ukrainian seal baby. Good times, good times.

Slate a year ago respond

Amanda Knox As A Cat Burglar For Halloween

Considering the hideous crime she’s forever associated with, maybe dressing up as a home invader wasn’t the best idea. As we say in the hyper-judgmental media, “bad optics.”

Gavon Laessig a year ago 33 responses

Amanda Knox Pizzeria Sign Is Super Classy

Spotted in Seattle, hometown of Amanda Knox. Should we give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they don’t know she was acquitted of a horrific stabbing murder? Nah. View Image ›

Gavon Laessig a year ago 131 responses

Who’s Hotter: Amanda Knox Or Casey Anthony?

You know you were thinking it. Foxy Knoxy vs. Racy Casey…which accused murderess would you rather pervert the justice system with? Take our poll at the bottom and settle the raging debate! These are the kinds of arguments they have in hell.

Gavon Laessig a year ago 84 responses

Use Caution When Driving In Italy

There are some really curvy roads along the Amalfi Coast. Didn’t the cast of the Jersey Shore go to Italy? (via reddit.com) View Image ›

BurnRed a year ago 9 responses

If You Had To Leave Tomorrow, Where Would You Go?

In our latest #GOODAsks, we asked our Twitter followers and Facebook fans: “If you had to leave tomorrow, where would you go??” View List ›

Mike Hayes a year ago 8 responses

Calvin & Hobbes Mural Time Lapse

I hope the kid was happy with this, superb! Watch Video ›

BurnRed a year ago 11 responses

Meanwhile In Venice

Is that who I think it is? Bravo Venice! (via) View Image ›

BurnRed a year ago 150 responses

Jersey Shore’s Italian House

MTV has posted some pictures of the new Jersey Shore house in Florence, Italy and it looks pretty awesome. How did we get to this point? (via remotecontrol.mtv.com) View List ›

Todd Van Luling a year ago 11 responses

Suggestive Statue Of Batman And Superman

Who knew they were such super friends? Photo taken in Rome, Italy, by this redditor. View Image ›

Brian Abrams a year ago 41 responses

Newscasters Have Fun With Sulfur Hexafluoride

Adults can learn science, too. Watch Video ›

Cheetos a year ago 93 responses

New Blu And Erica Il Cane Collaboration

Double the awesomeness with a collaboration between two famous street artists, Blu (mural) and Erica Il Cane (watchtower). The works are located in Italy (no specified location). (via Official Hype) View Image ›

OfficialHypeEditor a year ago 17 responses

Snooki Yells At People In Italy With A Bullhorn, Gets Cursed

While filming Jersey Shore in Florence, Snooki ran around with a bullhorn and started yelling at people to eat at the pizzeria where she’s “working.” This drew an old fashioned condemnation from one local in the form of a curse. Anybody see “Drag Me To Hell”? More at Daily Mail. View List ›

Gavon Laessig a year ago 120 responses

Christina Hendricks In A Bathing Suit

Note that I didn’t say “bikini.” Perhaps not the most flattering thing she’s ever worn, but I still love her. More over at PopSugar. View List ›

Gavon Laessig a year ago 56 responses

Top 40 Hand Gestures Of Silvio Berlusconi

Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi is a man of many gesticulations. Look for some or all of these to appear in court while he is on trial for sleeping with an underage prostitute. View List ›

Gavon Laessig 2 years ago 52 responses

Berlusconi Sex Trial Adjourned Shortly After Beginning on huffingtonpost.com ›

The Moroccan teen at the center of the underage prostitution scandal enveloping Premier Silvio Berlusconi insists any damage she has suffered has been at the hands of the media, not the Italian premier.

The Huffington Post 2 years ago respond

12 Of The Worst Earthquakes In History

In chronological order! Today’s disaster is merely one of many reminders that Mother Nature only tolerates our presence most of the time. From ancient Greece to modern day Peru, millions have suffered the devastating effects of tectonic shift. View List ›

Donna Dickens 2 years ago 18 responses

Solar Winners & Losers: Italy Drops the Boom on thestreet.com ›

Great, now Italy’s economy is going in the crapper.

TheStreet.com 2 years ago respond

Olivia Wilde Topless (NSFW)

In honor of her newfound bacherlorettehood, here’s a gratuitous gallery of the internet’s other favorite Olivia. The definition of “topless,” in this instance, has been expanded to include see-thru tops and other revealing garments. Because someone, somewhere will care about that distinction. View List ›

Gavon Laessig 2 years ago 56 responses

9 Photos Of The Garbage Crisis In Italy

The effects of Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi’s stinky government are spilling over into the streets of Italy’s third-largest city. So far, more than 10,000 tons of trash have piled up in and around Naples due to lack of landfills. View List ›

Dorsey Shaw 2 years ago 138 responses

From Taxis to Textiles, Italy Chooses Tradition Over Growth on nytimes.com ›

Like much of the Italian economy, the Carlo Barbera factory is struggling, for reasons that academics say reveal much about what ails Italy.

NYTimes 2 years ago respond

Tourist Trap

Have you ever actually been to the Leaning Tower of Pisa? It really does look a lot like this — don’t lie though, after you took this picture you totally held up the tower yourself. View Image ›

Lindsey W. 4 years ago 24 responses

Operation Perseus on us.rd.yahoo.com ›

1,200 Italian police officers, backed by helicopters, arrested almost 100 suspected mobsters Tuesday, thwarting the Sicilian Mafia’s attempts to set up a new ruling commission. The operation was named after the hero in Greek myth who beheaded Medusa.

Yahoo News 4 years ago respond

Parmigiano Bailout on online.wsj.com ›

The Italian government had to buy 100,000 wheels of Parmigiano Reggiano in hopes of rescuing the beloved cheese. The Buffalo mozzerella makers are a little pissed, noting that they have “never received a dime of state aid.” Cheese war!

Amanda Dobbins 4 years ago respond