You can’t make this stuff up.
WHAT MONSTER WOULD DO THIS?
Meeting the man of your dreams and then meeting his beatiful wife is just the way life goes. The things on this list, however, are ironic.
What incredible irony!
Contains no Alanis.
It’s like your Real Doll telling you she has a headache.
“It’s like rain on your wedding day…a day and place you chose because it’s known not to rain.”
It’s like winning a million dollars on your millionth lottery ticket. 8 photos.
It’s like 10,000 spoons, when all you need is some fucking heroin.
It’s like no fireworks on your wedding night. 10 photos.
It’s like infinite glasses of Chardonnay in a black hole.
It’s like being baptized with a flamethrower.
It’s like good advice as your ashes are being scattered.
It’s like 10,000 flies when all you want is a mosquito bite…
It’s like a “no smoking” sign on your cigarette break in Hell.
It’s like winning the lottery the day after the world explodes.
It’s like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a spoon.
Some of you Alannis Morrisettes out there seem to think I don’t know what irony is. Well, you oughta know different.
It’s like a piece of shit in your Chardonnay.
Or at least, definite inaptness.
Or at least…mild incongruity.
Or at least mildly poetic contradiction — kinda like “happy” Memorial Day.
Black flies in your Chardonnay, rain on your wedding day, a traffic jam when you’re already late, and 28 other things that define irony.
This batch is the best/worst yet.
Oh, the irony!
Sure it’s an alligator but don’t look a gift visual pun in the mouth. Or some other horribly mangled metaphor.
Wizard, my ass.
As a promo for the Japanese release of Banksy’s “Exit Through the Gift Shop,” a white promo van has been happily cruising the streets of Tokyo. That is, it was cruising the streets of Tokyo until it got a “Shibuya makeover” while the driver was at lunch. (via boingboing.net) View Image ›
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