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The young woman crashed into an SUV going 85 mph and killed an 89-year-old great-grandmother.
Put your eggplant in my peach.
Please explain yourselves.
“Is anyone getting service right now?” - You, at the beach.
How real is your struggle?
Will you be my Tinderella?
TIME IS RUNNING OUT!
The confusion. The initial pangs of horror. The dread. This is the story of that fateful night.
One line in “Pour Some Sugar On Me” accurately predicted the world we live in today.
Who really wants an iPhone, anyway?
Now that we can sext, e-stalk, and “boobstagram” with a few taps of a touchscreen, our sex lives will never be the same.
With Facebook buying Instagram, the camera app has gotten way too mainstream, Pentagram fixes that by filling your photos with demons.
Sure, it’s convenient. But if it breaks, you’re screwed.
Why WOULDN’T you do it?? Watch Video ›
Okay, iPhone people, this is getting ridiculous. This is the finger-nose stylus designed for you to operate your touch-screen phone while one hand holds the phone and the other hand is … occupied. Great for when you use your iPhone in the bathtub. Yeah. Yeah! That’s the ticket! In the bathtub! Watch Video ›
This’ll make you feel a little better about the absurd cost of your new iPhone, and the fact that it’s probably already obsolete. View Image ›
The new must have item for any luxury man cave. This mini-fridge will toss you a cold one via iPhone remote control. God bless beer loving nerds. Watch Video ›
Yeah, there’s a nap for that. View Image ›
This is the music video for “Spider,” a track off Doc Pop’s album Beeps and Smudges that features music made entirely from iPhone and iPad apps. Literally the soundtrack for tech geeks everywhere. (Via Laughing Squid.) Watch Video ›
There are plenty of iPhone accessories to choose from, but choose wisely, because some of these are just astoundingly weird and/or disturbing. View List ›
I’d trade every message on this list for the one thing I know I’ll never get… View Image ›
Starting today, you can pre order an iPhone controlled drone equiped with 4 rotors and two cameras. Just imagine what you can film with one of these babies. All for the low price of 300 bucks. Kinda scary, huh?Just imagine what you can film with one of these babies. All for the low price of 300 bucks. Kinda scary, huh? Watch Video ›
This has to be the most asinine rig I have seen, and the price makes it even more of a joke. You totally need one of these. Watch Video ›
So claims OkCupid, through science. Alternate Titles for this graph include: “No One Wants To Sleep With A Lawyer” or “Really No One Wants To Sleep With A Dev Nerd.” View Image ›
Yummy! View List ›
Hopefully this will be fixed in the next update… [Ed. Note: Yeah, the phone is the one that’s childish in this situation. LOTR phone searches are the height of maturity.] View Image ›