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Throbbinghearts.com has some pretty funny singles profiles. It’s probably viral marketing for some new Judd Apatow romantic comedy or something. Whether it’s a joke or not, I don’t care. I am on a mission to a score a date with Perfectionist69.
Culture Buzz An online dating site for people with STD’s. As the majority of people are being infected with STD’s, we should just look at the positive side. Having the same STD as another person could be a real bonding point, like sharing a love for fried chicken, or indie music.
Culture Buzz A national VOD service offered by cable provider Comcast that airs three to five minute-long profiles of those who are single and looking. You might not find your soulmate, but you WILL find hilarious videos that get leaked online! Actually, I honestly think that Trenita might be my soulmate - we are kind of the same person.
Culture Buzz A 14k gold pin you wear on you lapel “renders internet dating obsolete”! When you see someone else wearing their Talk To Me Pin (just $39.95 each), you can…talk to them! It simplifies everything about meeting other people, and the official site is full of gems like this: “It has the intellectual snobbery of a secret society but with quick acceptance and universal appeal.” Sounds great!
Tech Buzz The founder of pseudo-dating site iminlikewithyou has been dating Julia Allison for the last few months. The newest addition to Julia’s tech-harem might actually not be a douche. Sometimes nice guys do get the girl! (Haha, who are we kidding?)
Culture Buzz An online dating service that helps set up older women with younger men. What is up with the name? It sounds like some kind of cryptic overseas import/export company or something.
Tech Buzz In the internet age, people are finding new and inventive ways to break up their relationships…but is it morally sound? It’s just one of the countless ways that web 2.0 has made our lives so much easier, especially for shy people who don’t mind looking like assh*les.
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