It's a good thing I work for the internet or I'd never get anything done.
A naked man is too busy surfing the internet to let his dog out, so his dog gets back at him. My guess is that the next time this dog wants to go out for a walk, the owner won't hesitate.
We're taking bets on what this guy is actually working on. Porn? Updating his Facebook profile? Submitting a post to Buzzfeed?