Culture Buzz Thanks to Owen B. you can now experience “Toddlers and Tiaras” on a whole new plane of crazy. Now put it on loop for the next 10 hours until your brain melts. You're welcome.
Culture Buzz This is why you never promise crazy a second date. Apparently these texts came after just one night out, and dear lord, you must admire (wait, no I meant back away slowly without making direct eye contact) that sort of persistence. (via pleated-jeans.com)
Culture Buzz I think we just found out who won “The Hunger Games”.
Science Buzz Here's a safety tip: Don't do this. Not at home. Not ever.
Culture Buzz Insanity wolf is like a fine whiskey…it gets better with age and will mess your day up in copious amounts. So naturally, we scoured the internet for the 99 most insane examples of this hilariously disturbing and psychotic canis lupus!
Culture Buzz On Saturday, North Korea lost a great, great man. And by great, great man, I mean a horrible, horrible liar. Seriously, he has actually taken credit for everything in this list.
Culture Buzz The Passing Cloud Concept is not something from one of Hayao Miyazaki's movies. No, it's just a cluster of floating balloons that allows passengers to experience clouds first hand. Basically they send a dozen people atop these giant white spheres into the sky and let wind take care of the rest. It hasn't become a reality…yet. For more information you can go to inhabitat.
Did he just recommend assassinating the other team? Why yes. Yes he did. Also, not for nothing, but this pre-game speech is for a scrimmage. I'd hate to see him before a playoff game. Make sure you at least fast forward to the last few seconds as they are priceless/creepy. (I have a sneaking suspicion he has no affiliation to the school.) (via deadspin.com)
Culture Buzz I thought these were going to be cute, but clearly baby pandas are what nightmares are made of. Were you aware of how insane these things look? I was not.
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Gawker's Matt Cherette did the Internet a favor and chopped up Mariah Carey's insane two-hour appearance on the Home Shopping Network down to a digestible four-minute video. (via twitter.com)
Politics Buzz Oregon Democrat David Wu has been getting psychiatric treatment since February and and allegedly made a pass at a campaign donor's teen-aged daughter. Oh, and he's probably a furry. Do yourself a favor and read more about the new Anthony Weiner at Willamette Week and Wonkette. UPDATE: Under mounting pressure from his own party, David Wu has announced he will resign from Congress. (via wonkette.com)
This gentleman is having very much fun being wheeled to an ambulance while a house burns in the background. Is this hell? Or just Canada? It's Canada.