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1. Furniture Fix

   Furniture Fix is a set of plastic strips you put under a worn out couch or chair to (supposedly) make it more comfortable. The commercial for this novel invention is rife with silly examples and claims. In addition to holding up cinderblocks and making old ladies sit up straight, Furniture Fix can also come in handy when you're hosting meetings for your Sumo wrestling club.

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I'm not sure which is worse, the name of the product or the ass of a pitchman selling it.

The Snazzy way to catch up on your sleep when you are away from home. Snazzy Napper is easy to use and easy to carry. You gotta love Snazzy!

Master Chief has fallen on hard times and it's time for you to support him. By buying his music. Here is a massive collection of all the best of Master Chief Sings, which, suspiciously seems like a Phil Collins rip-off.

A depressing collection of scenes from life before you ordered that amazing product from that infomercial.

Sick of those boring videos? Need something to freshen up your drab weekend? Well, have we got the video mashup for you! Everything is Terrible! does it again with a creation featuring all the “befores” of infomercials.

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I've found the perfect product for your pungent pits, foul feet, and butt odor!

1. The Angry Granny

   

2. 2. The Bearded Lady

   

   Hair removal must.

3. 3. The Happy Family

   

4. 4. The Drunk Businessman

   

5. 5. The Happy Businessman

   

   He can hear you from across the room.

6. 6. The Big Mess

   

7. 7. The Reasurring Mother Figure

   

   Ginger fro a +

8. 8. The Trashy Middle-Aged Woman

   

9. 9. The Enthusiastic Crowd

   

10. 10. The Hurt Laborer

    

11. 11. The It Won't Fit Girl

    

12. 12. The OMG Look How Many Kid

    

13. 13. The Girl That Loves Doing Her Hair

    

14. 14. The Ouch! That Hurts Lady

    

15. 15. The Lady That Can't Do A Simple Task

    

    Like brushing her teeth.

16. 16. The Person Showing You How Easy Storage Is

    

    Usually under the bed.

17. 17. The Old Man You Can Trust

    

18. 18. Dirt

    

19. 19. The Look How Easy It Is Even With A Baby Woman

    

20. 20. The Angry Wife

    

    "Can you turn that TV down!"

21. 21. The Spy

    

22. 22. The Black Lady

    

23. 23. Horny Old People

    

24. 24. The Expert

    

25. 25. The Naked Man In An Empty Room (Usually Exercising)

    

26. 26. The Scientific Laboratory

    

27. 27. Cinderella Lady

    

28. 28. The My Neck Hurts And I Can't Sleep Person

    

29. 29. The Lady With A Really Dated Hair Cut

    

30. 30. The Ew Gross Lady

    

31. 31. The Appliances That Only Do One Thing

    

32. 32. The Dishwasher

    

33. 33. The Guy That Goes From Being Unhappy To Happy

    

34. 34. The Good Wife

    

35. 35. The Lady That Can't Cut

    

36. 36. The Guy That Has An Epiphany

    

37. 37. Some Kind Of Baked Good With A Candy Bar Cooked Into The Middle

    

38. 38. Oil

    

39. 39. The Burnt Meal

    

40. 40. The Old Price

    

41. 41. Hair

    

Here's the infomercial for a big blue colon-shaped shower loofah thing.

Got extra elderly relatives on your hands? No problem! Cash 'em in!

I'm still not convinced that this infomercial isn't high quality performance art.

Finally, a device to amplify your prayers for the material riches you deserve!

Admittedly, I'm obsessed with totally bonkers diet guru-turned-video blogger Susan Powter, but this video of her praising the joys of an organic pear while essentially giving it some crazy mouth love brings me an unhealthy amount of glee.

The ultimate collection of the top ten most hypnotic infomercials from which you somehow could not pull yourself away.

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Barack Obama aired this half-hour video on almost every major network tonight.