TV Buzz Sick of those boring videos? Need something to freshen up your drab weekend? Well, have we got the video mashup for you! Everything is Terrible! does it again with a creation featuring all the “befores” of infomercials.
I've found the perfect product for your pungent pits, foul feet, and butt odor! It's called Aspray, and it eliminates odor in ALL of your special places. Even your privates!
I guarantee you will find at least a couple of these 41 characters in every infomercial. It's like mandatory.
Here's the infomercial for a big blue colon-shaped shower loofah thing. Hmm, the fat guy in the shower isn't really selling me on this, but that foot scrubber thing looks pretty amazing.
Got extra elderly relatives on your hands? No problem! Cash 'em in! It's not like your Great Aunt Evelyn ever sent you a birthday card with more than $10 in it, anyway. Now where are those XXL garbage bags hiding?
A metallic, one-size-fits-all diet suit from the good people of the 1980s. Pair with Slender Wine for a no-fail weight loss plan.
I'm still not convinced that this infomercial isn't high quality performance art. It's like an Entendre Contest for kitchen products. “The reason you're going to slap away everyday is because it's so easy to clean.” If only.
Finally, a device to amplify your prayers for the material riches you deserve! Warning: preemptive smiting may result with improper use.
Admittedly, I'm obsessed with totally bonkers diet guru-turned-video blogger Susan Powter, but this video of her praising the joys of an organic pear while essentially giving it some crazy mouth love brings me an unhealthy amount of glee. Looks like she traded “stopping the insanity” for “embracing lots and lots of insanity” (to our sheer delight, of course).
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The ultimate collection of the top ten most hypnotic infomercials from which you somehow could not pull yourself away. The gang's all here, from Susan “Stop The Insanity” Powter to Tony Little to Ron Popeil. But somehow they failed to include one of our all-time faves: The Psychic Friends Network. (Seriously, Dionne Warwick in sunglasses shilling for psychics? It doesn't get better.)
Barack Obama aired this half-hour video on almost every major network tonight.
Culture Buzz Television infomercial for junky 9/11 $20 commemorative. OK, so in case nobody noticed, it’s Liberian legal tender we’re talking about here. They gloss over that tidbit in their description like it’s no big deal. Let’s see, so if the exchange rate is $0.016 US to every Liberian dollar, that makes this thing actually worth a wopping $0.32! Of course that says nothing of the thing’s tasteful aesthetic.
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