17 Cooking Gadgets That Will Destroy Your Faith In Humanity

Were you starting to think the human race might NOT be a plague on this earth? Wrong.

Rachel Sanders a month ago 266 responses

Every Infomercial Ever

This accurately portrays every infomercial there is.

Reddit Alien 7 months ago 102 responses

’90s Punk Commerical

Only for the punkest of punks. The Ramones could never get to this level because this was just too much punk for them!

TxBlackLabel a year ago 55 responses

You Probably Shouldn’t Watch This

And by that I mean you should definitely watch this infomercial for a South African band’s new album.

dangerdoug a year ago 46 responses

Anna Faris And Mr. T Star In Old Navy Infomercial

Possibly the best commercial the store has churned out since 1998’s “Performance Fleece” jingle that somehow still gets stuck in my head.

Whitney Jefferson a year ago 108 responses

Microwaveable Slippers Can’t Be Good For You

Then again, it’s 2012. We’re all gonna die anyway, so enjoy yourself while you can.

TeenRoflToo a year ago 13 responses

“Hot Booties,” For People Who Want Snuggies For Their Feet

Do you have tired, stressed-out feet? Just toss a pair of “Hot Booties” into the microwave and viola! You now look like a sucker dressed in brightly-colored, oversized slippers. Congrats. (via adweek.com)

Whitney Jefferson a year ago respond

8 Crazy “As Seen On TV” Products

Christmas is just days away and there’s not much time to get all the items on your list. Thankfully, the wonderful world of As Seen On TV lets you shop with no effort required. Here are a few items to ask Santa for this Holiday season. (via trashwire.com) View List ›

trashwire a year ago 65 responses

Balloon Boy’s Dad Is Hawking Dooty

I’m not sure which is worse, the name of the product or the ass of a pitchman selling it. Watch Video ›

Dorsey Shaw a year ago 35 responses

Snazzy Napper!

The Snazzy way to catch up on your sleep when you are away from home. Snazzy Napper is easy to use and easy to carry. You gotta love Snazzy! Watch Video ›

Abnermis 2 years ago 21 responses

Master Chief Sings

Master Chief has fallen on hard times and it’s time for you to support him. By buying his music. Here is a massive collection of all the best of Master Chief Sings, which, suspiciously seems like a Phil Collins rip-off. View Media ›

Ash 3 years ago 40 responses

Infomercial Frustration Supercut

A depressing collection of scenes from life before you ordered that amazing product from that infomercial. Life can be so tough and so monochromatic sometimes. Watch Video ›

Tanner Ringerud 3 years ago 63 responses

Infomercial Hell

Sick of those boring videos? Need something to freshen up your drab weekend? Well, have we got the video mashup for you! Everything is Terrible! does it again with a creation featuring all the “befores” of infomercials. View Media ›

Lindsey W. 3 years ago 33 responses

Aspray: The All Over Body Deodorant Spray

I’ve found the perfect product for your pungent pits, foul feet, and butt odor! It’s called Aspray, and it eliminates odor in ALL of your special places. Even your privates! Watch Video ›

Matt Stopera 3 years ago 30 responses

41 Characters You Always See In Infomercials

I guarantee you will find at least a couple of these 41 characters in every infomercial. It’s like mandatory. View List ›

Matt Stopera 3 years ago 96 responses

Body Snake

Here’s the infomercial for a big blue colon-shaped shower loofah thing. Hmm, the fat guy in the shower isn’t really selling me on this, but that foot scrubber thing looks pretty amazing. Watch Video ›

Peggy Wang 4 years ago 10 responses

Cash4Old

Got extra elderly relatives on your hands? No problem! Cash ‘em in! It’s not like your Great Aunt Evelyn ever sent you a birthday card with more than $10 in it, anyway. Now where are those XXL garbage bags hiding? Watch Video ›

Eliot Glazer 4 years ago 4 responses

The Slim Suit

A metallic, one-size-fits-all diet suit from the good people of the 1980s. Pair with Slender Wine for a no-fail weight loss plan. Watch Video ›

Amanda Dobbins 4 years ago 7 responses

Slap Chop with Vince

I’m still not convinced that this infomercial isn’t high quality performance art. It’s like an Entendre Contest for kitchen products. “The reason you’re going to slap away everyday is because it’s so easy to clean.” If only. Watch Video ›

Amanda Dobbins 4 years ago respond

PrayerMAX 5000

Finally, a device to amplify your prayers for the material riches you deserve! Warning: preemptive smiting may result with improper use. Watch Video ›

Amanda Dobbins 4 years ago respond

Susan Powter Mouthf*cks A Pear

Admittedly, I’m obsessed with totally bonkers diet guru-turned-video blogger Susan Powter, but this video of her praising the joys of an organic pear while essentially giving it some crazy mouth love brings me an unhealthy amount of glee. Looks like she traded “stopping the insanity” for “embracing lots and lots of insanity” (to our sheer delight, of course). Watch Video ›

Eliot Glazer 4 years ago respond

Top 10 Infomercials on askmen.com ›

The ultimate collection of the top ten most hypnotic infomercials from which you somehow could not pull yourself away. The gang’s all here, from Susan “Stop The Insanity” Powter to Tony Little to Ron Popeil. But somehow they failed to include one of our all-time faves: The Psychic Friends Network. (Seriously, Dionne Warwick in sunglasses shilling for psychics? It doesn’t get better.)

Eliot Glazer 4 years ago respond

Obama On TV: “American Stories, American Solutions”

Barack Obama aired this half-hour video on almost every major network tonight. Watch Video ›

Eric Buth 4 years ago respond

Is This A Joke?

Television infomercial for junky 9/11 $20 commemorative. OK, so in case nobody noticed, it’s Liberian legal tender we’re talking about here. They gloss over that tidbit in their description like it’s no big deal. Let’s see, so if the exchange rate is $0.016 US to every Liberian dollar, that makes this thing actually worth a wopping $0.32! Of course that says nothing of the thing’s tasteful aesthetic. Read More ›

John Redmond 4 years ago respond