Huked on fonix werked for somewon.
Huked on fonix werked for somewon.
Or just keep your shoes clean and your boobs big.
Snuggies have pulled in more than $500 million since becoming a viral sensation five years ago. Allstar Products, the company behind them, is still thriving with the blankets with sleeves and a host of other “As Seen on TV” products.
This is some insane New Age baloney. So yes, it is the best thing ever.
Plus the last ninja in Japan, 4 bizarre plastic surgery trends, and a big step towards space tourism.
Were you starting to think the human race might NOT be a plague on this earth? Wrong.
This accurately portrays every infomercial there is.
Only for the punkest of punks. The Ramones could never get to this level because this was just too much punk for them!
And by that I mean you should definitely watch this infomercial for a South African band’s new album.
Possibly the best commercial the store has churned out since 1998’s “Performance Fleece” jingle that somehow still gets stuck in my head.
Then again, it’s 2012. We’re all gonna die anyway, so enjoy yourself while you can.
Do you have tired, stressed-out feet? Just toss a pair of “Hot Booties” into the microwave and viola! You now look like a sucker dressed in brightly-colored, oversized slippers. Congrats. (via adweek.com)
Christmas is just days away and there’s not much time to get all the items on your list. Thankfully, the wonderful world of As Seen On TV lets you shop with no effort required. Here are a few items to ask Santa for this Holiday season. (via trashwire.com) View List ›
I’m not sure which is worse, the name of the product or the ass of a pitchman selling it. Watch Video ›
The Snazzy way to catch up on your sleep when you are away from home. Snazzy Napper is easy to use and easy to carry. You gotta love Snazzy! Watch Video ›
Master Chief has fallen on hard times and it’s time for you to support him. By buying his music. Here is a massive collection of all the best of Master Chief Sings, which, suspiciously seems like a Phil Collins rip-off. View Media ›
A depressing collection of scenes from life before you ordered that amazing product from that infomercial. Life can be so tough and so monochromatic sometimes. Watch Video ›
Sick of those boring videos? Need something to freshen up your drab weekend? Well, have we got the video mashup for you! Everything is Terrible! does it again with a creation featuring all the “befores” of infomercials. View Media ›
I’ve found the perfect product for your pungent pits, foul feet, and butt odor! It’s called Aspray, and it eliminates odor in ALL of your special places. Even your privates! Watch Video ›
I guarantee you will find at least a couple of these 41 characters in every infomercial. It’s like mandatory. View List ›
Here’s the infomercial for a big blue colon-shaped shower loofah thing. Hmm, the fat guy in the shower isn’t really selling me on this, but that foot scrubber thing looks pretty amazing. Watch Video ›
Got extra elderly relatives on your hands? No problem! Cash ‘em in! It’s not like your Great Aunt Evelyn ever sent you a birthday card with more than $10 in it, anyway. Now where are those XXL garbage bags hiding? Watch Video ›
I’m still not convinced that this infomercial isn’t high quality performance art. It’s like an Entendre Contest for kitchen products. “The reason you’re going to slap away everyday is because it’s so easy to clean.” If only. Watch Video ›
Finally, a device to amplify your prayers for the material riches you deserve! Warning: preemptive smiting may result with improper use. Watch Video ›
Admittedly, I’m obsessed with totally bonkers diet guru-turned-video blogger Susan Powter, but this video of her praising the joys of an organic pear while essentially giving it some crazy mouth love brings me an unhealthy amount of glee. Looks like she traded “stopping the insanity” for “embracing lots and lots of insanity” (to our sheer delight, of course). Watch Video ›
The ultimate collection of the top ten most hypnotic infomercials from which you somehow could not pull yourself away. The gang’s all here, from Susan “Stop The Insanity” Powter to Tony Little to Ron Popeil. But somehow they failed to include one of our all-time faves: The Psychic Friends Network. (Seriously, Dionne Warwick in sunglasses shilling for psychics? It doesn’t get better.)
Barack Obama aired this half-hour video on almost every major network tonight. Watch Video ›
Television infomercial for junky 9/11 $20 commemorative. OK, so in case nobody noticed, it’s Liberian legal tender we’re talking about here. They gloss over that tidbit in their description like it’s no big deal. Let’s see, so if the exchange rate is $0.016 US to every Liberian dollar, that makes this thing actually worth a wopping $0.32! Of course that says nothing of the thing’s tasteful aesthetic. Read More ›