*Overcooks rice, brings shame upon entire family*
Cows offer a lot more than just milk.
Their voices will make you swoon and their looks will make you thirsty. Basically, you don’t stand a chance.
“No, ma, I don’t want another paratha.”
Go beyond all the same old stories.
More excited than the bride, TBH.
“You play the guitar? OMG, play Aadat by Atif Aslam.”
Omg that guy is super cute. OMFG THAT GUY IS MY COUSIN.
These ladies put the “win” in winter.
“I’ve heard people say stuff like Sonakshi Sinha does not look that good and then I compare myself with her and I’m like I’m way more than her. Are you saying I’m fat?”
“I would go to war with Dhoni by my side.” - Gary Kirsten
“First things first, you’re an idiot.”
“10,000 runs mean nothing if I can’t score you.”
“No, where are you really from?”
WARNING: They are all legit and not Photoshopped.
We’re looking at you Rahul, Yash and Pooja.
You may be super skinny, but to him you’ll always be a ‘moti football’.
It’s between two and ten days of fun!
Mere yaar ki barbaadi hai.
“Cheeks so fat, can’t tell if I’m eating gulab jamuns or I AM one.”
Can we find someone who isn’t native to the US to take us out to lunch?
“I want to replace Shah Rukh Khan.”
Just because you’re curious about my ancestry, my beliefs, and my experiences doesn’t mean I owe you answers.
“It’s like a saturated syrup sack”
The world’s 31st best billiards player has a twin handicap, but that’s not stopping him from competing.