15 Inanimate Objects That Don’t Want To Date You

But look, they’re inanimate objects, so there’s no accounting for taste. Besides, their excuses are all lame.

Baby Praying Mantis 7 months ago 117 responses

This Cleaning Cart Is Really Happy

This is the cutest inanimate object you’ll see today.

BurnRed a year ago 97 responses

VMA Stars Vs. Inanimate Objects on crushable.com ›

This is what the VMAs might have been like if they’d been hosted by inanimate objects. So, more or less the same.

Crushable 2 years ago 3 responses

Office Chair Detects Farts

Like that snitch intern who sits too close to your desk, the Twittering office chair detects your farts - and tweets about them! Click through for step-by-step instructions on building your very own fart-sensing office chair 2.0. Read More ›

Brian Ries 4 years ago 5 responses

Cutest Thing That’s a Thing Contest! on buzzfeed.com ›

What is the cutest thing you can find that is not an animal or a person? Upload an image or video of something you think is cute even though it’s an inanimate object. The post with the most “cute” votes wins.

Jack Shepherd 4 years ago respond

Inanimate Objects with Googly Eyes

Here’s looking at you…breakfast! View Image ›

Lindsey W. 4 years ago 3 responses