WAKE UP, SHEEPLE.
WAKE UP, SHEEPLE.
WAKE UP YA FLAMIN’ SHEEPLE!!!!
And you thought you knew the truth. This time Al goes after Lorde’s “Royals.”
Oh no, got photographed with my slit eyes showing again, FML.
According to Ab-Soul.
He’s just waiting for that third Tommy John surgery.
IT IS EVERYWHERE! Via the @illuminati_stop Twitter account.
“What should I bring to the Illuminati book club?”
You probably see a dollar bill every day, but have you ever really looked at one?
There’s a whole world of internet research you could be doing!
This is the New World Order.
I don’t know who or what to believe.
Step one: Fully accept your power as a superhuman diva and give yourself to the earth.
Because you can’t usher in a new world order if you’re not well-dressed now, can you?
The trailer actually uses the phrase, “in a world…”
The conspiracy theories have begun.
Wake up, America!
Can you tell the difference between Dan Brown and an illuminati-obsessed fan-fic writer?
These people certainly think so.
No one should be shocked that the rapper was removed from the stage at an inauguration concert Monday for speaking out against President Obama. He actually has a long history of 9/11-trutherism and a fervent belief in the Illuminati.
The most prominent conspiracy theory is that the New World Order left clues in a scene of The Dark Knight Rises. No relation to reality.
Lana Del Rey, who is maybe real or maybe a persona or possibly a made-up figment of our collective consciousness, has a new music video featuring A$AP Rocky as JFK. It was filmed entirely using Instagram and is 100% historically accurate. (via pitchfork.com)
San Antonio has missed the playoffs only four times since joining the league in 1976, and they could be in line for their fifth championship this year. Are the small-market Spurs America’s basketball team?
Not just stuff from Dan Brown books.