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After 50 years of the iconic Futura typeface, IKEA has made a switch to Verdana. The 2010 IKEA catalog, now arriving at doorsteps around the world, reveals the company's choice to change all typography to the Microsoft font that every web designer has grown to hate.
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Food Buzz In these lean times, Ikea is becoming more than just an outlet for cheaply made home furnishings: They've also got that cheaply made food! Daim — the little chocolate toffee bars available at Ikea — are delicious and highly, highly addictive. Like crack, only with more calories. BE CAREFUL. Also, the meatballs are good, even made at home.
Culture Buzz Mixing Ikea’s readymade philosophy with a touch of DIY creates interesting results. These all look way better than that time I tried to make a futon frame out of a shipping pallet.
Culture Buzz IKEA has become Britain’s newest property developer, offering their flatpack BokLok homes to the public. Putting together a desk last week made us want to tear our hair out, but thankfully, these houses are already pre-built.
Culture Buzz While his New York apartment is fumigated, comedian Mark Malkoff moves into the home furnishing behemoth in New Jersey. But seriously, who needs privacy or natural light when there’s a constant supply of Swedish meatballs and frozen yogurt, anyway?
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