Minnesota anti-immigration Teagbaggers have an unusual speaker. Robert Erickson speaks to the crowd about the evils of…European immigrants. The crowd cheers. Entire crowd now teabagged.

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1. Facebook | Robert Erickson
2. Punk’d anti-immigrant protesters react
3. MinnPost - Anti-immigrant rally pranked, but organizers say no

Two Iowa men who painted their faces with a Sharpie permanent marker to resemble a mask were arrested on burglary charges after police caught them with their faces scribbled.

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Worst bar ever. Seriously, don't go here. This footage was taken in the Route 66 Kitchen in Toledo on Thursday. No one was hurt - apparently due to just abysmal aim by the shooters - but it looks like kind of a shitty night was had by all.

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1. Caught on camera: The moment bar-room brawl turns into Wild West shoot-out
2. Shooting at Route 66 Kitchen bar in Toledo, Ohio

Glen Beck explains how the Rockefeller building, and the son of the oil tycoon, was a communist fascist. In an awesome twist, he also proves that Obama is a fascist communist (who probably also flagellates himself for the catholic church or something).

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I don't know what group is responsible for this, but they're my new favorite crazy-ass death-panel protesters. If we let the healthcare bill pass, Obama will personally take to the streets to whip elderly people and pregnant women. I know it's wrong, but I totally want to see that when it happens. ( Via Cyn-C )

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1. Also From Cynical-C: Watch It With the BennyHillifier

After smack-talking America's coastal residents, outspoken conservative Everybody Loves Raymond actress Patricia Heaton managed to make a colossal ass of herself on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? , furthering evidence that the amount of junk pumped into your face is , in fact, related to a loss of brain cells. And note the cameo by Elaine Benes at 1:21 (never stop dancing, Patty!).

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1. via Gawker

Spotted at a protest in New Hampshire. Protestbombs might be my new favorite.

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Indisputable etymological evidence that Barack Obama is the antichrist predicted in the Bible. The amount of retrofitting work that goes into a piece like this is really something special. This is like five-star quality sophistry. I love it. There's more on this growing antichrist conspiracy theory at Salon.com .

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1. Did Jesus actually reveal name of the ‘antichrist’?
2. Obama isn’t just Kenyan, he’s also the Antichrist?
3. Obama Joker Posters
4. Upping the Ante
5. Baraq
6. Bamah

According to Glenn Beck. So, you know. Run for the hills or whatever.

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Link: http://blogs.nerve.com/scanner/2009/0...

A set of voice mails left by the craziest “smooth talker” of all time, presented without comment. They're that incredible. [ Jack's Note : Listen and learn. This is how you pick up ladies. Such confidence, charm, and panache. It's worth memorizing.]

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Congressman Mike Castle of Delaware got an earful from one of his constituents earlier this month. This woman, apparently named PeeBo, is still convinced that President Obama is not an American citizen. And if he would just show everyone his birth certificate, like she has done here, we could fix this horrible mistake.

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Because we're still talking about Sarah Palin, Pat Buchanan “playfully” suggested Todd Palin drown Levi Johnston. Not that we condone it, but we'll take any opportunity we can get to see the world's hottest absent father without his shirt on .

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Mutton Busting is like the rodeo, except instead of adults riding livestock, it's the children of negligent parents riding sheep until they fall and get trampled. Additionally, the sport sheds light on the timeless ethical dilemma that asks what's more pressing: the welfare of children or the welfare of sheep? Take your sides!

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1. Mutton Busting, In Which Parents Let Their Young Children Get Tossed From Sheep

Fox News calls for Osama to attack us. Otherwise those hippies in the highest offices are going to let their guards down leaving us open for another attack. Wait a minute…

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Oh good, a blind guy driving with a stick. Excellent. By the look of the scenery, it's just another Thursday in Boca Raton, so at least we know the mall security guards are prepared to attack.

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Link: http://www.loweringthebar.net/2009/06...

A woman in California sued PepsiCo because she was led to believe that Cap'n Crunch contained actual crunchberries. The U.S. District Court judge had to inform her of the sad truth before dismissing the case. Next thing you know they'll be saying that there is no such thing as “Booberries” and that Coco Puffs don't actually cause people to go “Coo Coo.”

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1. The Actual Court Documents for the Case
2. The Original Story

TV BUZZ: Colbert makes fun of Glenn Beck for building his career on 9/11. Easy target? Yes. But that's what comedy's all about. There's some great footage of Glenn Beck inexplicably crying in this piece.

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1. Follow Glenn Beck’s Antics on BuzzFeed

Fox Compares Government Intervention in Economy to Sexual Abuse

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POLITICS BUZZ: In last night's Republican response, Bobby Jindal briefly mentioned that monitoring potentially lethal volcanic eruptions was “wasteful spending.” So does Bobby Jindal really hate volcanoes, or just the people who live around them? What's the deal, KJ ?

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1. Jindal Versus the Volcano
2. Gov. Jindal Follow-up: What Is ‘Volcano Monitoring’?
3. “Something Called Volcano Monitoring”: Bobby Jindal Needs a Geology Lesson
4. Educating Jindal About Volcanic Hazards to US Commerce

TECH BUZZ: The British media is very breathless this morning about a study by Oxford neuroscientist Susan Greenfield which suggests that sites like Facebook are “infantilising the brain.” The study claims that young people could lose their capacity to empathize with each other if social media trends continue at the current rate. And it comes on the heels of a revelation by the journal Biologist that Twitter could give you cancer ! I'm not stressed about it on my own account since I always wear my tinfoil hat when I update my Facebook status, but I'm obviously extremely worried for the children.

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1. Social websites harm children’s brains: Chilling warning to parents from top neuroscientist
2. The digital revolution risks injuring the way we think
3. Facebook and Bebo risk ‘infantilising’ the human mind
4. This Is a Real Article: How Using Facebook Can Raise Your Risk of Cancer
5. Susan Greenfield
6. Online risks: from cancer to autism?
7. Buy This Book: Everything Bad Is Good for You