Choose your friends wisely.
Finally, hard evidence to back up what we’ve always suspected.
What goes up, must come down.
I’m not sexist but…STOP JUST STOP RIGHT THERE.
“What the hell did I just do?”
People actually said these things to real-life pregnant women. Thanks to this thread on the BabyBumps subreddit.
And by one person who actually does.
Somebody help these people.
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, Luke was practicing karate in the desert. Then, he and his friend The Goldschlager ran into an alien bug and things got real weird …
This is why you don’t play near trains.
General word of advice to civilians: Don’t come at a policeman with a samurai sword.
Charles Barkley: “I would never tweet. The thing about being in the limelight - you’re like the homecoming queen, all the ugly girls hate you.”
Proof that being a Super Bowl quarterback doesn’t require eloquence or sensitivity.
Everyone on Facebook is an idiot.
Ladies and gentleman, meet Denise Helms.
After this idiot plays in the drive-thru, this employee lets him know how he feels.
By emailing them deals on golf equipment 10 minutes after the final horn.
Luckily, they put it on Facebook.
An Australian protester named Trenton Oldfield swam into (and essentially ruined) the annual Oxford-Cambridge boat race yesterday to protest “elitism.” He has a website and everything, and it is full of SAT words. The British government has not weighed in yet on whether it will ban elitism as a result of this action.
Courtney Love says the Muppets “raped” Kurt Cobain by illegally performing “Smells Like Teen Spirit.” Now she’s lashing out at the “coward” Jason Segel in a strongly worded and incoherent online rant.
“Don’t be so gullible, McFly.” [Ed. note: Gullible? More like rich! That jackpot was worth $656 million - that’s $15K apiece!]
Wait for it, obviously. But also, are people really still doing these rants on YouTube? Maybe the world hasn’t changed so much since I was a young lad. (via meme-meme.org)
According to the person who took this picture, “She (the girl wearing the shirt) told us she didn’t know anything about the shirt, but that her sister gave it to her when they headed out this morning.” Haha, moron. (via stfuconservatives.net)
What can possibly go wrong with this idea?
Nice burn on Mitt Romney, Rick. You really knocked that one out of the park. (via talkingpointsmemo.com)
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