Joe Flacco Uses The Word "Retarded" Like An Assy Sixth-Grader
Proof that being a Super Bowl quarterback doesn’t require eloquence or sensitivity.
Proof that being a Super Bowl quarterback doesn’t require eloquence or sensitivity.
Everyone on Facebook is an idiot.
Ladies and gentleman, meet Denise Helms.
After this idiot plays in the drive-thru, this employee lets him know how he feels.
Yesterday, In West New York. It looks like something else (link NSFW) to me. (via youmightaswell.tumblr.com)
By emailing them deals on golf equipment 10 minutes after the final horn.
Luckily, they put it on Facebook.
An Australian protester named Trenton Oldfield swam into (and essentially ruined) the annual Oxford-Cambridge boat race yesterday to protest “elitism.” He has a website and everything, and it is full of SAT words. The British government has not weighed in yet on whether it will ban elitism as a result of this action.
Courtney Love says the Muppets “raped” Kurt Cobain by illegally performing “Smells Like Teen Spirit.” Now she’s lashing out at the “coward” Jason Segel in a strongly worded and incoherent online rant.
“Don’t be so gullible, McFly.” [Ed. note: Gullible? More like rich! That jackpot was worth $656 million - that’s $15K apiece!]
Wait for it, obviously. But also, are people really still doing these rants on YouTube? Maybe the world hasn’t changed so much since I was a young lad. (via meme-meme.org)
Win. (via joemygod.blogspot.com)
According to the person who took this picture, “She (the girl wearing the shirt) told us she didn’t know anything about the shirt, but that her sister gave it to her when they headed out this morning.” Haha, moron. (via stfuconservatives.net)
What can possibly go wrong with this idea?
Yikes. This is a Facebook comment left by the the city commissioner of Covington, Kentucky about #OccupyWallStreet protesters. View Image ›
Nice burn on Mitt Romney, Rick. You really knocked that one out of the park. (via talkingpointsmemo.com)
Rick Perry is a master of logical reasoning. It’s going to be a ton of fun having this guy around through most of the primaries. (via reddit.com) Watch Video ›
An instructional video for idiots. Watch Video ›
Now here’s a man who is ready to be our next President. I work on the Internet and I haven’t even heard of the sweet, cutting-edge social networks Rick Perry is hanging out on. Don’t forget to Tumble this blog entry to your FaceFeed, guys! (via tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) Read More ›
A driving fail of epic proportions. The good news is freed himself from the snow bank. He probably should have quit while he was ahead. That’ll buff right out. Watch Video ›
Dumberer than Dumb & Dumber. Lock him up. Watch Video ›
I have never been more disappointed and saddened by future leaders of our country. Watch Video ›
WTF, I got through here yesterday … [Jack’s note: As previously mentioned, dogs are dumb.] Watch Video ›
Why don’t you just kill the boom mike operator’s family while you’re at it, YOU MONSTER. (Via officialhype) Watch Video ›
Orly Taitz, leading figure in the Birther movement, is not discouraged by such trivial things as “tangible evidence” or “facts.” Lawrence O’Donnell investigates. Watch Video ›
Bringing us one step closer to “Minority Report”, the TSA’s “behavior detection officers” are now on the lookout for “anyone who displays arrogance or expresses contempt for the screening process.” By this logic, pretty much everyone’s a terrorist. View Media ›
Testosterone fueled dare devil stunts. The good clean fun starts at 0:21. Remind me never to let my nephew borrow my car…. Watch Video ›
Looks like Brazil wants to give the US a run for its money as the reigning kings of jackassery. This is a pretty good start. Watch Video ›
Jack Cashill, Birther, and Fox & Friends favorite, “proves” that this photo is fake through the magic of Photoshop. View List ›
I guess being smart is not his thang. View Image ›
