CULTURE BUZZ: Helen and Norm, two orange goblins in flesh-tone bathing suits, make a bad porn, but they replace the sex and kissing and stuff with an “erotic” exercise routine.

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It may have come eleven months too soon, but here's your holiday greeting card for Christmas '09. Incidentally, Nancy made sure to leave out a glass of milk and a plate of fresh baked 'roids for Santa that year.

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The 80’s classic is now a downloadable game , featuring the voices of original stars Robin Wright Penn, Wallace Shawn, and Mandy Patinkin! While it’s amazing to even imagine Mandy Patinkin in a video game, it’s kind of sad that Andre The Giant isn’t (sad face).

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The Best Links:

1. You Have to Buy the Game? Preposterous!
2. Play Five Games Within the “Suite”

CULTURE BUZZ: We love the ’80s, if only for this timeless New York City cable access series that speaks volumes about that magical era when American culture was, apparently, devoid of all irony. If only we could find a time machine, we’d finally have a place to perform that jazz-tap interpretation of the theme from Beverly Hills Cop .

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The Best Links:

1. The Low-Rent Appeal of “Stairway to Stardom”
2. The Top 10 Best 1980s Cable Access Moments Ever
3. Producer Michelle Sharpe Has Amassed the Ultimate “Stairway” Collection
4. Precious Taft: Melodramatic Actress Or New Benjamin Moore Primer?
5. Don Costello: Mentally Ill Or Secret Genius?
6. Gloria Huddle: Singer/Actress/Near-Corpse
7. Cheryl Klein: This Comedienne’s Secret Weapon? Cocaine.
8. American Idol’s Ugly Siblings
9. Former ‘Stairway to Stardom’ Starlet Dancer Photographed at Found Footage Festival
10. What Better Way to Start a Blog Than With “Hairdresser”?

MUSIC BUZZ: The seminal boy band of the 80s is reportedly planning a reunion tour. A lot of bands have been reuniting (MBV, Led Zeppelin) , but finally, one that we actually care about! We were also happy to discover that the video for “The Right Stuff” has aged pretty well - check out Jordan’s Bauhaus t-shirt! (Thanks for the tip, Pete !)

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The Best Links:

1. “I Want to Know if Jordan’s and Joey’s Voices Are Still As Good As Donnie Said They Are”
2. Richard Simmons Out-Creeps Himself
3. NKOTB, “Today”!
4. New Kids on the Block apparently still have fans
5. New Kids On the Block Members Will Reunite On the “Today” Show This Friday
6. New Kids On The Block to Be a Threesome?
7. Blogger Ponders the Power of NKOTB Nostalgia
8. God, This Makes Us Feel Old
9. New Kids on the Block Make Triumphant Return to Morning Television
10. NKOTB Reunion Rumors Sparked by Former Member
11. Danny Is a Liar: New Kids on the Block Reuniting After All
12. New Kids On The Block Preview a New Song
13. What Are You Wearing to Nkotb?
14. No NKOTB reunion
15. A New Kids Reunion Is Not Happening - For Now
16. Either the New Kids on the Block Aren’t Reuniting or They’ve Fired Danny!
17. Reunion Sounds Sad and Pathetic
18. Where Are They Now?
19. It’s Official - They’re Really Reuniting!
20. It’s Not a Reunion, but Rather Some Newfangled Reality Show
21. YouTube - “Hangin Tough” by New Kids On the Block
22. NKOTB - The Official Website