Helen and Norm, two orange goblins in flesh-tone bathing suits, make a bad porn, but they replace the sex and kissing and stuff with an “erotic” exercise routine.

The 80’s classic is now a downloadable game , featuring the voices of original stars Robin Wright Penn, Wallace Shawn, and Mandy Patinkin!

We love the ’80s, if only for this timeless New York City cable access series that speaks volumes about that magical era when American culture was, apparently, devoid of all irony.

The Best Links:

1. What Better Way to Start a Blog Than With “Hairdresser”?
2. Former ‘Stairway to Stardom’ Starlet Dancer Photographed at Found Footage Festival
3. Precious Taft: Melodramatic Actress Or New Benjamin Moore Primer?
4. Cheryl Klein: This Comedienne’s Secret Weapon? Cocaine.
5. Gloria Huddle: Singer/Actress/Near-Corpse
6. Don Costello: Mentally Ill Or Secret Genius?
7. Producer Michelle Sharpe Has Amassed the Ultimate “Stairway” Collection
8. The Low-Rent Appeal of “Stairway to Stardom”
9. American Idol’s Ugly Siblings
10. The Top 10 Best 1980s Cable Access Moments Ever

The seminal boy band of the 80s is reportedly planning a reunion tour.

The Best Links:

1. “I Want to Know if Jordan’s and Joey’s Voices Are Still As Good As Donnie Said They Are”
2. Richard Simmons Out-Creeps Himself
3. NKOTB, “Today”!
4. New Kids on the Block Make Triumphant Return to Morning Television
5. New Kids on the Block apparently still have fans
6. New Kids On the Block Members Will Reunite On the “Today” Show This Friday
7. NKOTB Reunion Rumors Sparked by Former Member
8. New Kids On The Block to Be a Threesome?
9. Danny Is a Liar: New Kids on the Block Reuniting After All
10. New Kids On The Block Preview a New Song
11. What Are You Wearing to Nkotb?
12. No NKOTB reunion
13. A New Kids Reunion Is Not Happening - For Now
14. Either the New Kids on the Block Aren’t Reuniting or They’ve Fired Danny!
15. Reunion Sounds Sad and Pathetic
16. God, This Makes Us Feel Old
17. YouTube - “Hangin Tough” by New Kids On the Block
18. It’s Not a Reunion, but Rather Some Newfangled Reality Show
19. It’s Official - They’re Really Reuniting!
20. Blogger Ponders the Power of NKOTB Nostalgia
21. Where Are They Now?
22. NKOTB - The Official Website