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Contestant Dry Humps Neil Patrick Harris On “The Price Is Right”
Celebrity Buzz She didn't win the trip to Portugal, so it's the least NPH could do for her. Skip to 0:50 for the not-so-intimate moment.
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Justin Bieber And Selena Gomez Put On A Show
Celebrity Buzz Jeez…get a room in an opulent mansion that you can obviously afford because you're both bajillionaires, you two. But no, they're basically dry humping on the beach. Kids will be kids, even if those kids are two of the most famous people on the planet and their every move is obsessively documented. More at The Blemish.
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Video: Ben Roethlisberger Getting Humped
During the AFC championship game between New York and Pittsburgh, Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger was given a schtupping by teammate Rashard Mendenhall. Draw your own karmic conclusions. This is a nice complement to the Mark Sanchez booger wipe.
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Video: Do The Ice Cream and Cake
This video pulls off the Internet hat-trick of being adorable, annoying, and disgusting all at once. Somebody get this dog a medal.
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Video: Horniest Dog In The World
Some amazing kids filmed a mockumentary (albeit with a real dog boner) about their golden retriever who is literally so horny that he humps the air. Kids films the darndest things, right, you guys? (DOG BONERS!)
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Video: Humping Guy Celebrates Life With Humping
These college freshmen have never seen anyone so enthusiastic about dry humping, but it does seem to inspire greatness.
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Image: The Fleshlight Motion
At some point, it's got to be easier to just go out and find a partner.
