BuzzFeed - Buzz Tagged "humor" http://www.buzzfeed.com BuzzFeed, Find Your New Favorite Thing en Copyright 2012 BuzzFeed, Inc. Sun, 12 Feb 2012 09:43:10 -0500 editor@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) info@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) TMZ Uses Weird Descriptions http://www.buzzfeed.com/agh/tmz-uses-weird-descriptions TMZ was spotted on the Internet looking repetitive.

Looking Pristine at "Some event"

Looking Pristine at "Some event"

Looking Bright

Looking Bright

Looking Golden

Looking Golden

Looking Edible

Looking Edible

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/agh/tmz-uses-weird-descriptions Thu, 26 Jan 2012 17:47:14 -0500 <b>TMZ was spotted on the Internet looking repetitive.</b> agh nonadult Monsters Are People, Too http://www.buzzfeed.com/donnad/monsters-are-people-too D'awwwwwwww. These abominations against the order of nature just want to be loved and accepted by their peers like everyone else. See more mythical beasts wrestle with psychological issues in Sad Monsters: Growling On The Outside, Crying On The Inside.

If you can't accept that a man could be deeply in love with a man made out of the body parts of other men, then maybe you're the one with the twisted brain of a criminal.

Son of Godzilla never calls anymore. Was I a bad parent? I guess I could have spent more time with him tossing around the old football stadium.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/donnad/monsters-are-people-too Wed, 11 Jan 2012 20:02:08 -0500 <b>D&#39;awwwwwwww.</b> These abominations against the order of nature just want to be loved and accepted by their peers like everyone else. See more mythical beasts wrestle with psychological issues in <a href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/0452297397/?tag=buzz0f-20">Sad Monsters: Growling On The Outside, Crying On The Inside.</a> donnad nonadult nonadult If you can&#39;t accept that a man could be deeply in love with a man made out of the body parts of other men, then maybe you&#39;re the one with the twisted brain of a criminal. nonadult nonadult Son of Godzilla never calls anymore. Was I a bad parent? I guess I could have spent more time with him tossing around the old football stadium. nonadult nonadult Look, I know it can be tough to get over someone when you see reminders of them all around your house, but if it bothers you that much, maybe you should move that statue into your basement. nonadult nonadult Almost all werewolves tend to be excessively &#39;frisky.&#39; It&#39;s bad enough when a pet tries to hump your leg, but it&#39;s even worse when he tries to sever it first. nonadult nonadult Dear &#39;News of the Weird&#39; editor, I am writing to correct several inaccuracies in your article about the mysterious creature you call &#39;el chupacabra,&#39; or &#39;the goat-sucker.&#39; First off, I have a name: Ernesto. And wile I appreciate your interest in my goat-sucking accomplishments, draining livestock is just one of my many interests. nonadult nonadult My biggest problem is that girls don&#39;t want to go out with a friendly ghost. You get stuck in the friendly ghost zone, which is worse than Purgatory. nonadult Author: <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/sadmonsters">Frank Lesser</a> Illustrator: <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/realwillie">Willie Real</a> nonadult House Blend Coffee http://www.buzzfeed.com/ashleytalong/house-blend-coffee-hpz Sure it’s bitter and blunt, but it’s really good for you . Goes well with Vicodin, too.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/ashleytalong/house-blend-coffee-hpz Tue, 15 Nov 2011 04:02:23 -0500 <b>Sure it's bitter and blunt, but it's really good for you</b>. Goes well with Vicodin, too. ashleytalong nonadult Rock & Pop Spelling Test http://www.buzzfeed.com/sly/rock-pop-spelling-test These musicians would clearly have beeen held back in grade school for their lack of spelling skillz.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/sly/rock-pop-spelling-test Mon, 19 Sep 2011 11:22:41 -0400 <b>These musicians would clearly have beeen held back in grade school for their lack of spelling skillz.</b> sly nonadult The 5 Stages Of Vacation Grief http://www.buzzfeed.com/sly/the-5-stages-of-vacation-grief Feeling tired, depressed, like quitting everything and moving to a beach hut somewhere sunny and cheap? You may be suffering from the 5 Stages of Vacation Grief. The signs are universal and can be experienced by people from all walks of life. Remember that these feelings will pass and another vacation will come again.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/sly/the-5-stages-of-vacation-grief Tue, 06 Sep 2011 11:50:33 -0400 <b>Feeling tired, depressed, like quitting everything and moving to a beach hut somewhere sunny and cheap?</b> You may be suffering from the 5 Stages of Vacation Grief. The signs are universal and can be experienced by people from all walks of life. Remember that these feelings will pass and another vacation will come again. sly nonadult You Have Work To Do? http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/you-have-work-to-do

Something to think about while you get started on that Excel spreadsheet.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/you-have-work-to-do Tue, 06 Sep 2011 11:43:13 -0400 <b>Something to think about while you get started on that Excel spreadsheet.</b> provincialelitist nonadult The Best Labor Day E-Cards http://www.buzzfeed.com/melismashable/the-best-labor-day-e-cards Because nothing says happy Labor Day quite like a snarky e-card.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/melismashable/the-best-labor-day-e-cards Mon, 05 Sep 2011 10:02:08 -0400 <b>Because nothing says happy Labor Day quite like a snarky e-card.</b> melismashable nonadult The Best Way To Conceal Alcohol In Facebook Photos http://www.buzzfeed.com/melismashable/the-best-way-to-conceal-alcohol-in-facebook-photos Don’t want to share with the world that you are drinking in your Facebook photos? With some basic photoshop and a couple of cute cats, no one will ever know.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/melismashable/the-best-way-to-conceal-alcohol-in-facebook-photos Thu, 18 Aug 2011 11:38:07 -0400 <b>Don&rsquo;t want to share with the world that you are drinking in your Facebook photos?</b> With some basic photoshop and a couple of cute cats, no one will ever know. melismashable nonadult 10 Common Pleasures That Make You A Sadist http://www.buzzfeed.com/melismashable/10-common-pleasures-that-make-you-a-sadist Are you a Sadist? You may think not, but if you get enjoyment from seeing people having “moments” like these, you might have to give this some more thought.

  1. Seeing Someone Get Caught In The Rain When You Are Nice And Toasty Inside

    Seeing Someone Get Caught In The Rain When You Are Nice And Toasty Inside

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/melismashable/10-common-pleasures-that-make-you-a-sadist Mon, 15 Aug 2011 11:05:06 -0400 <b>Are you a Sadist?</b> You may think not, but if you get enjoyment from seeing people having "moments" like these, you might have to give this some more thought. melismashable nonadult Creepiest Beauty Salon Ad Ever http://www.buzzfeed.com/melismashable/creepiest-beauty-salon-ad-ever Something's got to be said about the fact that all of Trudy's customers keep passing on. This must be one hair cut to die for?

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/melismashable/creepiest-beauty-salon-ad-ever Sat, 13 Aug 2011 14:25:21 -0400 <b>Something&#39;s got to be said about the fact that all of Trudy&#39;s customers keep passing on.</b> This must be one hair cut to die for? melismashable nonadult 7 Ways To Wish Friends 'Happy Birthday' On Facebook http://www.buzzfeed.com/toddvanluling/8-ways-to-wish-friends-happy-birthday-on-faceboo Let me begin by saying these are all very very dumb. But when you're wishing your friend or acquaintance or person you must have added for some reason but now forget why a “happy birthday” on Facebook, you need something that stands out over the flood of generic “happy birthday joey!” wishes.

  1. 1) Find a birthday wish on YouTube to someone that shares your friend's name.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/toddvanluling/8-ways-to-wish-friends-happy-birthday-on-faceboo Tue, 26 Jul 2011 14:29:09 -0400 <b> Let me begin by saying these are all very very dumb. </b> But when you&#39;re wishing your friend or acquaintance or person you must have added for some reason but now forget why a "happy birthday" on Facebook, you need something that stands out over the flood of generic "happy birthday joey!" wishes. toddvanluling nonadult Two Nerds Heely Through Philadelphia Airport in Record Time http://www.buzzfeed.com/paulg16/two-nerds-heely-through-philadelphia-airport-in-re-3k2q

US Airways said they couldn't make their connecting flight in 15 minutes. Watch these two beautiful nerds prove them wrong.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/paulg16/two-nerds-heely-through-philadelphia-airport-in-re-3k2q Fri, 17 Jun 2011 13:49:07 -0400 <b>US Airways said they couldn&#39;t make their connecting flight in 15 minutes.</b> Watch these two beautiful nerds prove them wrong. paulg16 nonadult Drunk Woman Can&#39;t Get Out Of The Ocean http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/drunk-woman-cant-get-out-of-the-ocean

Are you there, Trashy Badge , it's me, Dorsey.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/drunk-woman-cant-get-out-of-the-ocean Thu, 12 May 2011 15:52:30 -0400 <b>Are you there, <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/trashy">Trashy Badge</a>, it&#39;s me, Dorsey.</b> provincialelitist nonadult What Your Shopping Cart Says About You http://www.buzzfeed.com/melismashable/what-your-shopping-cart-says-about-you Think the purchases in your shopping cart go unnoticed? Think again.

  1. College Humor

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/melismashable/what-your-shopping-cart-says-about-you Fri, 06 May 2011 11:36:24 -0400 <b>Think the purchases in your shopping cart go unnoticed?</b> Think again. melismashable nonadult Michele Bachmann Says The Darndest Things! http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/michele-bachmann-says-the-darndest-things

Meet congresswoman Michele Bachmann. If you weren't already acquainted with the outspoken Minnesota Republican then prepare yourself for this soundbite machine's divinely inspired run for the presidency in 2012.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/michele-bachmann-says-the-darndest-things Thu, 21 Apr 2011 15:29:50 -0400 <b>Meet congresswoman Michele Bachmann.</b> If you weren&#39;t already acquainted with the <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-ultimate-collection-of-stupid-michele-bachmann">outspoken</a> Minnesota Republican then prepare yourself for this soundbite machine&#39;s <a href="http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2011/03/michele_bachmann_apparenty_act.html">divinely inspired</a> run for the presidency in 2012. provincialelitist nonadult The United States Of Food http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/the-united-states-of-food Nevada's gastronomical stereotypes, FTW.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/the-united-states-of-food Mon, 18 Apr 2011 11:02:08 -0400 Nevada&#39;s gastronomical stereotypes, FTW. provincialelitist nonadult Why You Should Clean Up After Your Dog http://www.buzzfeed.com/melismashable/why-you-should-clean-up-after-your-dog You would think this little guy would be bent over puking his brains out. Maybe it's not so bad!

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/melismashable/why-you-should-clean-up-after-your-dog Sun, 17 Apr 2011 17:02:09 -0400 <b>You would think this little guy would be bent over puking his brains out.</b> Maybe it&#39;s not so bad! melismashable nonadult 20 Ways To Tell Someone Secretly Hates You http://www.buzzfeed.com/melismashable/20-ways-to-tell-someone-secretly-hates-you It's not always easy to tell if someone hates you. But there's a good chance they do if … you're great looking, successful, smart, rich and the list goes on. Take a look at some telltale signs that prove you aren't just plain paranoid.

  1. You're constantly getting left passive aggressive notes

  2. 2. You're the recipient of the "evil eye"

  3. 3. You're always getting your things broken "by accident"

  4. 4. You're always the object of mean practical jokes

  5. 5. You're always the one sit in the trunk on overcrowded car rides

  6. 6. You're the one who gets refused service everywhere

  7. 7. You're the subject of water cooler gossip

  8. 8. You're the only one without the invitation

  9. 9. You're the last person to get picked for the team

  10. 10. You're the only one who doesn't get the "thank you for participating" trophy

  11. 11. You're the one who always gets charged 50 cents more at Starbucks

  12. 12. You're the only one who doesn't get offered the free sample

  13. 13. You're the only who doesn't get tagged in the picture

  14. 14. You're the only one doesn't get a happy birthday on your wall

  15. 15. You're always the one who gets blamed ( failed plans, bad weather, overcooked meat)

  16. 16. You're hated by your pet

  17. 17. You're always getting strange looks

  18. 18. You've been jokingly told that you have ugly red hair that looks like carrots

  19. 19. You're the only person who doesn't get a Christmas bonus

  20. 20. You're always the one who goes home alone

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/melismashable/20-ways-to-tell-someone-secretly-hates-you Thu, 24 Mar 2011 13:06:19 -0400 <b>It&#39;s not always easy to tell if someone hates you.</b> But there&#39;s a good chance they do if ... you&#39;re great looking, successful, smart, rich and the list goes on. Take a look at some telltale signs that prove you aren&#39;t just plain paranoid. melismashable nonadult What Your Pants Say About You http://www.buzzfeed.com/melismashable/profession-as-determined-by-height-of-pants Business cards are so passé. It's all about the way you wear your pants.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/melismashable/profession-as-determined-by-height-of-pants Thu, 10 Mar 2011 13:41:14 -0500 <b>Business cards are so pass&eacute;.</b> It&#39;s all about the way you wear your pants. melismashable nonadult Bowie Disapproves http://www.buzzfeed.com/melismashable/bowie-disapproves Not even David Bowie approves of this do. Shame on you, mom.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/melismashable/bowie-disapproves Sun, 13 Feb 2011 19:02:03 -0500 <b>Not even David Bowie approves of this do.</b> Shame on you, mom. melismashable adult