You got 99 problems but a nap ain’t one.
The joke that never gets old.
“You forgot to pack diapers?!”
May the forced pun be with you.
They would make terrible boyfriends.
It’s really hard being a freshman!
Because parenting is rarely by the book.
You’ll never guess what happens when these men try on Spanx!
“This is my grandson DOUCHE!”
“Gee, Principal Stevens, I have absolutely no idea where she learned that.”
It’s a hard job, but someone’s gotta do it! See Let’s Be Cops in theaters, August 13!
“Who’s your provider? Besides me LOL.” Based on this post.
Because they have a better sense of humour. Via this and this reddit thread.
Is this the next stage in burrito evolution? The burrito and quesadilla have finally come together. Introducing the Quesarito.
For when “I’m a prince” isn’t enough. 12 Americans swoon over a dapper English bloke pretending to be royalty when I Wanna Marry “Harry” Tuesdays, 9/8c on FOX.
Watch out for raccoons, ya’ll.
Your entire life is basically just killing time until you’re a senior citizen.
“Just calling to check in!” (…AGAIN.)
We don’t get paid enough to deal with your crap.
You really shouldn’t have tried Craigslist.
“In the green-certified room there was a smart phone…”
You have an essay due tomorrow? Welcome to hell.
Find out how much you’ll be able brag in line at the market.
Out of the mouth of babes comes some pretty crazy stuff.
Don’t make me turn this company around!
We can’t all be the cool mom or dad.
It’s tough out there for dogs.
Either we’ve gotten really old or they’ve gotten really weird.
“Mom, can Tommy come over?” Oh god. Tommy.