Culture Buzz No matter what the holiday, people always find an excuse to dress their dogs up in the most ridiculous costume and take tons of pictures. And no matter what, these pictures usually prove that their pet is on the verge of doggy suicide. Help prevent doggy deaths by putting an end to the (oh, we know, adorable) humiliation!
An innovation in the field of Pet Humiliation, Petattoos allows you to stamp “Poop Machine” (see #23) on your pooch with ultimate ease. After applying the tatt, make sure to attach a bag to your dog's bunghole before gathering your friends to form a circle, point, and laugh.