The 35 Least-Watched Shows On TV

In that they had zero viewers. That’s right: NOBODY watched these shows.

Kate Aurthur 2 months ago 48 responses

Howard Stern’s Penis Ruins Fox News, CNN Times Square Reports

CNN let him go on for almost a minute before changing segments.

Andrew Kaczynski 4 months ago 62 responses

Jesse Ventura Considers Presidential Run — With Howard Stern

Ventura/Stern 2016. Meanwhile, “Manhattan Madam” Kristin Davis is running for New York City Mayor.

Rosie Gray 8 months ago 3 responses

Howard Stern Made A Seven-Year-Old Cry

If Howard was really nice during his first week on America’s Got Talent, he made up for it by causing a little kid to cry last night.

Whitney Jefferson 11 months ago 54 responses

Howard Stern Surprises Everyone With His Kindness

Howard Stern’s two episodes in to his new role as judge on America’s Got Talent. So, how’d he do? Well, he was funny, honest and — maybe most surprisingly — nice! This supercut of his gentlemanly ways on the first two episodes of this season of AGT might make you tear up a little.

Lauren Yapalater a year ago 23 responses

The Best-Named Super PAC Ever?

Say hello to the “Howard Stern Fans For a Baba Booey Tomorrow, Tomorrow” PAC.

Rosie Gray a year ago 4 responses

12 Things You Missed While Howard Stern Was On Sirius

Howard Stern debuts as a judge on America’s Got Talent tonight, but a lot of you haven’t heard his show since he started on SiriusXM in 2005. Since I’ve been listening dutifully every day to the King of All Media for the last 7 years, allow me to bring you up to speed.

Katie Notopoulos a year ago 37 responses

Howard Stern’s “Today” Show Antics Lead Him To Ask Matt Lauer If He’s On Crack

This morning on “Today,” the king of all media himself announced he “liked Al Roker better fat,” right before jumping into Matt’s lap and planting a big ol’ kiss on him. Here are the best moments from his interview.

Lauren Yapalater a year ago 18 responses

Howard Stern Comes To The Defense Of Gay People

This is awesome. On his show Monday, Howard Stern went on a 12-minute rant about the “One Million Moms” campaign against Ellen DeGeneres, people who joke about Rosie O’Donnell being a lesbian, anti-gay politicians, and much more. It’s worth listening to in its entirety. (via Vulture)

Matt Cherette a year ago 169 responses

Watch Howard Stern And David Letterman Trash Jay Leno

Late-night wars come and go, but grudges last forever. Renowned Jay Leno-hater Howard Stern joined David Letterman on tonight’s “Late Show” to congratulate Letterman on his 30 years in late-night TV. And since Letterman hates Leno just as much as Stern does, what better way to celebrate than by spending five minutes talking smack about him!

Matt Cherette a year ago 78 responses

Joan Rivers Vs. Chelsea Handler

Yesterday, the host of “Chelsea Lately” said a few unflattering things about Joan Rivers on Howard Stern’s radio. Coincidentally, Joan was a guest on Howard’s show today. As you can imagine, Joan ripped into Handler, saying, “She’s an ordinary girl who was f*cking somebody high up in the industry and they gave her a break,” “wherever she is, she’s drunk” and “don’t you come after me, you whore.”

Whitney Jefferson a year ago 48 responses

Seth Rogen Once Peed In A Bottle While On Tom Cruise’s Driveway

“I left it in my car,” he promised. If it were me, I might have left it in TomKat’s mailbox, but who knows? Think of the possibilities!

Whitney Jefferson a year ago 3 responses

Howard Stern Is Not Good At Photoshop

Check out the dog’s feet. Here’s a picture of Beth Ostrosky-Stern and a rescue dog, photographed and Photoshopped by Howard Stern himself, from their North Shore Animal League charitable calendar. Not saying I could do better, but then again I didn’t release a calendar.

Gavon Laessig a year ago 82 responses

David Arquette Gives Baba Booey Shout Out On “DWTS”

Cute, David. This is gonna make Howard Stern’s day. Watch Video ›

Brian Abrams a year ago 9 responses

The Howard Stern Porn Parody Without The Sex Scenes

And it still has an impressive 21-minute run time. Also, even with their tag team sequence edited out, Sal and Richard still come off pretty gay. Watch Video ›

Brian Abrams a year ago 12 responses

Howard Stern Wack Packer Pranks Raleigh/Durham Newscast

Notorious prank caller and “Howard Stern Show” wack packer Captain Janks got the better of two Raleigh/Durham news anchors during a Hurricane Irene segment. Bababooey to you all. (via.) Watch Video ›

Brian Abrams a year ago 20 responses

Pirated “Super 8” Screener Traced Back To Howard Stern?

The King of All Media just can’t catch a break with those damn screeners! After much kvetching that the studios never send him advanced copies for review, Stern finally got a copy of J.J. Abrams “Super 8” earlier this summer from Paramount Pictures. And what happens? A version of the film with an “H. Stern” watermark in the top-right corner gets spread across the internet. Accident, or the work of a Stern-hating prankster? (via geekosystem.com) View Image ›

AbbyMay a year ago 9 responses

Howard Stern Fan Heckles CNN Reporter At Gracie Mansion

After Howard Stern’s head writer crashed Anthony Weiner’s resignation speech, Stern Show superfan Joey Boots must have been inspired to spout off a couple “bababooeys” during a live news segment Sunday. For what it’s worth, CNN anchor Fredricka Whitfield seemed to get a laugh out of it. (via examiner.com) Watch Video ›

Brian Abrams a year ago 13 responses

Artie Lange Is Returning To Radio

But he won’t be heard on The Howard Stern Show. Fox Sports Radio struck a deal with the King of All Media’s former sidekick for a talk show with his comic friend Nick DiPaolo. Lange announced that the show is scheduled to begin September 12, although he is saving the details of his January 2010 suicide attempt for a hopeful appearance on Stern. Fingers crossed, Artie. (via.) View Image ›

Brian Abrams a year ago 9 responses

Howard Stern Joins Google+

We already know that Howard has some free time on his hands this month, so this could really be him. As if Google+ wasn’t already attracting enough bro. (via shabooty.com) View List ›

Mike Hayes a year ago 5 responses

Howard Stern’s Vacation Schedule

Wouldn’t you like to have the work schedule of a widely popular shock jock? Howard is working six days in July, nine in August, and has 221 vacation days total in 2011. (via twitter.com) View List ›

Mike Hayes a year ago 41 responses

Anthony Weiner Resignation Speech Crashed By Howard Stern

Not long after Anthony Weiner began the somber speech announcing his resignation from the United States House of Representatives, one of Howard Stern’s minions, Benjy, began shouting “Were you fully erect?” and “Are you more than seven inches?” NBC was forced to interrupt Weiner’s speech in order to avoid offending the daytime audience. Also, someone screamed out “Bye-bye pervert!” Welcome to Brooklyn! (via msnbc.msn.com) Watch Video ›

Gavon Laessig a year ago 84 responses

Howard Stern Sues Sirius on foxnews.com ›

Howard Stern is at it again.

foxnews.com 2 years ago respond

Howard Stern vs. Sarah Palin (NSFW)

Howard Stern had some choice words for Sarah Palin regarding her handling of the shooting in Tucson. The kindest thing he could find to say about her was that she was a “fucking crybaby.” It goes downhill from there. Because Howard Stern’s the political commentator America deserves, but not the one it needs right now. Watch Video ›

Gavon Laessig 2 years ago 100 responses

Howard Stern Signs New Contract With Sirius/XM! on okmagazine.com ›

Satellite radio is not quite dead yet.

OK! Magazine 2 years ago respond

Is Howard Stern Announcement Coming? on thestreet.com ›

Will he stay at XM/Sirius or will he go?

TheStreet.com 2 years ago respond

Howard Stern’s Wife Sexted Him

Today on the Howard Stern Show on Sirius satellite radio, Howard Stern talked about the picture his wife “sexted” him, and then, after getting her approval, posted it on HowardStern.com View Image ›

Digg Top Links 2 years ago respond

NSFW Excerpts from Sarah Palin’s Audiobook

Howard Stern spliced together bits and pieces from Sarah Palin’s audiobook to create a very juicy, explicit clip. You could just tell she seems like someone who gratuitously uses the C word. Watch Video ›

Peggy Wang 3 years ago 32 responses

Stern’s “Fans” Tag Wife’s Book

Howard Stern’s wife, Beth O. Stern, has a forthcoming book on Amazon.com about caring for your dog. The book doesn’t come out until next year, yet it has already garnered more than 100 choice tags by Stern “fans.” View Image ›

jeffrickard 3 years ago 17 responses