The only “How To Write” guide you'll ever need. For inquiring minds: “Laudanam, also known as opium tincture or thebaic tincture, is an alcoholic herbal preparation containing approximately 10% opium and 1% morphine.”
Pro-tip: it helps to throw in some sort of terminal illness (Walk To Remember) or dramatic historical event (The Notebook.) Aaaand I'm crying. Gosling/McAdams 4ever. (via Cracked.)
Forget the Genius Bar, one of the Internet's favorite tweeters, Ice T, shows you how to fix a broken Macbook. Make sure you check out the YouTube comments — which are a charming mix of racism and the infinite class between PC and Mac users.
In basically your worst nightmare, a hidden camera experiment reveals the worst (real-life) interviews, teaching you exactly what NOT to do. In this one, we learn not to mention our spouse's job — especially if it involves hunting Bigfoot.