Spain’s Victory Train

On the one hand, you have to feel bad for Germany’s Bastian Schweinsteiger, who’s just trying to do his postgame and get the fuck out of town. On the other: Viva La Furia, Hermosa, Congo-Lining-In-The-Middle-Of-A-Press-Conference Roja. (Update: This was apparently after the Euro Cup in 2008? Whatever, Iker is hot.) Watch Video ›

Amanda Dobbins 2 years ago 16 responses

The World Beauty Cup

Turns out that the World Cup finalists are also the two prettiest teams (as determined by this survey from a dating site for Beautiful People only. They would know.) We’re all winners! Especially when they swap shirts. View Image ›

Amanda Dobbins 2 years ago 34 responses

The Hottest Dudes On France’s World Cup Team

So pretty it hurts to look. Here is some related reading about the French team. And here are some more hot soccer players. Allez les bleus! View List ›

Amanda Dobbins 2 years ago 48 responses

More Semi-Naked Soccer Players on justjared.buzznet.com ›

At the link, you will find many pictures of a poncy Portuguese football star and his washboard abs. Here you will find a number of US soccer players covered in dirt, and not much else. Enjoy!

Just Jared 2 years ago 7 responses

The Hottest Dudes On England’s World Cup Team

Yikes. At least they have accents? (Part 4 in a continuing series. USA vs. England, 2:30 EST! Get involved.) View List ›

Amanda Dobbins 2 years ago 20 responses

The Hottest Dudes On Spain’s World Cup Team

Spain might DID!!!! win the World Cup, but it definitely wins the Hottest Team Award. It’s out of control. Note: hot guys presented in no particular order. It’s too hard to choose. View List ›

Amanda Dobbins 2 years ago 90 responses

The Hottest Dudes On Brazil’s World Cup Team

Brazil is supposed to win the World Cup, so you should probably familiarize yourself. Warning: there is a lot of unfortunate facial hair going on in Brazil. (Part 2 in a continuing series. Also: learn about soccer and stuff here.) View List ›

Amanda Dobbins 2 years ago 18 responses

The Hottest Men On The US World Cup Team

The official US World Cup roster was just announced! Here are the hottest players, so you know which jersey to order/body paint to apply etc. View List ›

Amanda Dobbins 2 years ago 53 responses