Meet the other half of the World Beauty Cup (Sunday, 2:30 EST). I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, but I think you should still root for Spain. View List ›
On the one hand, you have to feel bad for Germany's Bastian Schweinsteiger, who's just trying to do his postgame and get the fuck out of town. On the other: Viva La Furia, Hermosa, Congo-Lining-In-The-Middle-Of-A-Press-Conference Roja. (Update: This was apparently after the Euro Cup in 2008? Whatever, Iker is hot.) Watch Video ›
Turns out that the World Cup finalists are also the two prettiest teams (as determined by this survey from a dating site for Beautiful People only. They would know.) We're all winners! Especially when they swap shirts. View Image ›
So pretty it hurts to look. Here is some related reading about the French team. And here are some more hot soccer players. Allez les bleus! View List ›
At the link, you will find many pictures of a poncy Portuguese football star and his washboard abs. Here you will find a number of US soccer players covered in dirt, and not much else. Enjoy!
Yikes. At least they have accents? (Part 4 in a continuing series. USA vs. England, 2:30 EST! Get involved.) View List ›
Spain might DID!!!! win the World Cup, but it definitely wins the Hottest Team Award. It's out of control. Note: hot guys presented in no particular order. It's too hard to choose.
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Brazil is supposed to win the World Cup, so you should probably familiarize yourself. Warning: there is a lot of unfortunate facial hair going on in Brazil. (Part 2 in a continuing series. Also: learn about soccer and stuff here.) View List ›
The official US World Cup roster was just announced! Here are the hottest players, so you know which jersey to order/body paint to apply etc. View List ›
