Celebrity Buzz Say hello to Sara Leal, the woman who wants lots of money to be quiet about (allegedly) sleeping with Ashton Kutcher and/or lots of money from media outlets to tell her story about (allegedly) sleeping with Ashton Kutcher. And say hello to her naked torso. More at Egotastic.
Culture Buzz I'll give you a hint: it sets itself up for embarrassingly lurid headlines featuring puns on “hot water” and “in the dog house.” We'll let the AP take it from here in telling the sad, strange tale of Brett Cummins…
Food Buzz Illustrations from The New York Times that throw into nauseating relief the average amount of sugar and high-fructose corn syrup we ingest as Americans. I can imagine Snooki caramelizing herself every night in that hot tub.
Celebrity Buzz Behind the scenes shots of Olivia Munn hot-tubbing it for Maxim. Remember when she was just the second banana to that one guy on that one show on G4? Nah, me either. More, including video, over at Egotastic.
A homeless man snuck into someone's hot tub, sat in the water for 10 hours, then called 911. He seems nice!
Movie Buzz This is a movie about a hot tub that causes John Cusack to return to the '80s. Then he and his friends have to overcome obstacles and learn lessons.
Suddenly, the thought of teabagging strippers seems delicious. This is your solution for when the hot tub's too far and the strip club's too close. I'll just hope they're not made of fine-chopped stripper thongs. Or will I?
This ad for Luxor Hot Tubs shows how in incredibly relaxing a soak can be. [via]
Watch what happens when you put cornstarch mixed with water on a speaker. It creates monsters! Although, towards the end the monsters start to look like old men in a hot tub, soaking and talking about the neighbors. Then one dude's head pops off and they all deflate. It's tough, growing old.