This image was submitted by Redditor, lifelight, who might want to consider putting down the hot sauce and looking into the dating scene…
It does not go well (but the soundtrack is lovely). This spoke to me personally because my best friend reacts to spicy foods just like this. It's charming.
Science Buzz Some poor lady wrote to Salon after learning that her fiance put hot sauce in used condoms to avoid sperm-stealing. At first I thought that he put the hot sauce in before sex, so in comparison, spicy condom disposal doesn't sound all that offensive. Granted, she's still slated to marry an OCD, talk show-host-believing moron, but at least her vagina is not on fire.
Food Buzz A man in the U.K. died after eating a plate full of his own homemade hot sauce. After daring his girlfriend’s brother to eat just a spoonful of the Thai chili sauce, Andrew Lee ate an entire plate’s worth, then went to bed, had a heart attack and died.