Snoop Dogg Wrote A Song About Hot Pockets

It’s called “Pocket Like It’s Hot.” You’re welcome.

Whitney Jefferson 7 months ago 79 responses

Hot Pockets For Everyone At The VMAs

The swaggiest swag in the VMA swag bag: Hot Pockets! It’s all because of Snoop.

Andrew Gauthier 8 months ago 21 responses

David Hasselhoff Embarrassingly Unfunny In New Lean Pockets Ad

Blame Old Spice for the recent flood of this new stupid campy faux-comedic style of ad.

copyranter 11 months ago 32 responses

The Ultimate Wal-Mart Shopping List

Obesity epidemic? What obesity epidemic? We’re going to need three ketchups for all of those White Kasuls. Also, get some cerail for desert. View Image ›

Gavon Laessig 2 years ago 235 responses

What’s in a Hot Pocket?

Apparently a whole lotta shit. [Ed Note: On the plus side, at least you’re getting your daily allowance of Disodium Inosinate, whatever the hell that is.] View Image ›

travis carr 3 years ago 4 responses

Skateboarding With a Hot Pocket

A strangely awesome video of a Hot Pocket doing skateboarding tricks appeared on Lemondrop.com (and in my dreams) this week. Now your hungry AND fantasizing about Tony Hawk — what could be better? Watch Video ›

Lindsey W. 3 years ago 3 responses

Kobayashi Hot Pocket Challenge

I tried to recreate Kobayashi’s infamous single-hotdog-eating video (which, if you haven’t seen, you may want to watch first) by eating a Hot Pocket in one bite. I failed, but oh it’s such a glorious failure. Read More ›

Scott Lamb 3 years ago 33 responses