This Man Was Deported From Saudi Arabia For Being Too Sexy
Omar Borkan Al Gala was kicked out of Saudi Arabia because the government was afraid women wouldn’t be able to control themselves around him.
Omar Borkan Al Gala was kicked out of Saudi Arabia because the government was afraid women wouldn’t be able to control themselves around him.
Well! He can tell full stories, establish narrative, and even repeat the same lines over again in different conversations!
On August 1 Olympic beefcake Ryan Lochte applied to trademark “jeah” — a word he may or may not have made up himself, but that appears in # form all over his Twitter feed and Lochte-branded merchandise. He’s apparently doing this so that he can merchandise more crap. Ahead, some ideas for him.
You know what? He’s just the best. Period.
If you’ve missed Lochte’s adorable/painful television interviews over the years, here is a compilation of the highlights.
Ryan Lochte. He has the lips of a guppy, the agility of a dolphin, the body of a man — and about as many facial expressions as a highly controlled public figure, like Mitt Romney (famous for: pensive stare) or Katie Holmes (famous for: that smirk). Let’s take a look at a few of the expressions in Our Manly Love Lochte’s emotional arsenal.
Lots of pictures of his wet shirtless body ahead.
Organizers of the tennis tournament decided to designate one of the tennis tournaments 14 days a “Ladies’ Day.” This meant no-boys-allowed events, a bright pink court, and lots of other pink stuff. If they want to play like that, I’ll show them the REAL ladies day: Rafael Nadal’s semi-shirtless match.