OR ARE THEY GOING OUT?!?
OR ARE THEY GOING OUT?!?
CAN’T. HANDLE. THE. CUTENESS.
In case you’re stuck in a cave. Or Canadian.
Hot dogs can change your life, if you let them.
This is a tune from an album that sold over 12 million copies around the world in 2000. Brace yourself.
I can’t believe this has to be said.
Hint: it’s not a baby in a hot dog costume.
An unwanted question and an awkward birthday gift. Take heart: “By nightfall, Biden could be talking more crazy.”
At The Hot Dog Shoppe in Warren, Ohio the presumptive Republican vice presidential nominee goes big. Two hot dogs with extra Kraut and extra Mustard — and chili cheese fries. Extra P90x tomorrow!
Look at these photos…I dare you not to drown in your own slobber. This 2-foot monster is slathered in grilled onions, chili and cheese — weighing well more than 2 pounds — and will set you back $26. Only available at the stadium of the Texas Rangers, 191 Boomsticks were sold on opening day. This is my BOOMSTICK!
Not really. This video is pretty awesomely low-budge, more so than any karaoke video I’ve ever seen. Also, the band is called Hotdog. (via ratsoff.com)
The Prime Minister of Britain and the President of the United States scarf some dogs at the NCAA Tournament in Ohio. “In our country, we call them bangers!” — Something David Cameron Did Not Say
Sausage Party brings you “Wild Things” as performed by hot dogs. And the performance this frankfurter gives is way better than Neve Campbell’s. Watch Video ›
This only raises more questions than it answers. Clearly there was second hot dog marksman hiding in the grassy knoll.
There is absolutely no sexual subtext for this toy. None. Next up, a cheeseburger sit-n-spin.
The on the go snack this city deserves. Batman eats hot dogs like a
thirty year old porn star fifteen year old boy.
Cool down, brah. View Image ›
Equal opportunity binge eating is finally here!
I hate everything about this. Bring me a real sausage … NOW! Watch Video ›
There’s every chance that the best hot dog in the world is in Iceland.
As told by an animated rat on Al Jazeera TV, of course. Watch Video ›
There are many ways to cook a hot dog, but there are only so many good ways to get the job done. The following list is as close to objectivity as one can come given humanities limitations in attaining perfect knowledge. Enjoy! Read the rest of the list here. View List ›
Think your Super Bowl spread of chips and dip is impressive? Sorry, but compared to these Guinness World Record holders, your buffet is pathetic. On Super Bowl Sunday, when it comes to embarrassing displays conspicuous consumption, go big or go home. View List ›
You are watching innovation take place. I think toasting the bun would add a nice texture, but whatever: Kudos to the minds who thought this up. View Image ›
At sixteen inches long, four inches wide, and seven pounds, the Big Hot Dog is prepared to serve 50. Of course, you may want to second-guess eating any mixture of veal, pork, and beef resting on a …wool…blanket? View Image ›
In Tucson, vendors peddle hot dogs that are wrapped in bacon, griddled until dog and bacon fuse, garnished with taco truck condiments and stuffed into split-top rolls.
Adorable! If only there were a live hot dog puppy cam, then there’d be no reason to ever feel depressed again. View Image ›