Plus “The Soup” decodes “True Detective,” the LEGO version of Ellen’s selfie, and sex tips from Martha Stewart.
Dude, my fins look HUGE!
Hair, hair, everywhere.
Turns out Miley Cyrus bears more than a striking resemblance to at least 16 of our equine friends.
Babe has nothing on these piggies.
The Kremlin-backed strongman of Chechnya pretends to give up cars after he was caught speeding.
Every year, the Dutchess County Fair hosts an epic costume contest among its 4-H farm animals in Rhinebeck, NY. The result is dramatic, intense, and 100% adorable.
These cartoons, video game glitches, and low-budget graphics can go straight to hell.
Time to stop even trying with our lackluster manes, humans. Horses put us all to shame.
Yee-haw, ladies. (via messynessychic.com)
Because if anyone’s used to being in an uncomfortable position, it’s a cat.
What more could you ask for?
The following clip of Johnny being trampled by a horse is not for the faint of heart.
(Prince William was there, too.) Happy Monday.
PLZ GOD NO
Every time you read this book, it was magical.
Odds-on crazy for the win. Pass the mint julep.
Only a horse could have this much fun taking out the trash!
Meet Socks, a Shetland pony who’s been blowing up in the UK as star of Three’s latest television advert campaign. The most important thing to know about Socks? He can dance.
Spending an evening at Medieval Times is well worth it, but you should know what you’re getting yourself into.
If your appetite for Swedish meatballs is greater than your appreciation for these horses then you’re a lost soul and no one can help you.
Who knew that horses liked to make snow angels?
All these “modern technologies” and “progressive social norms” are great, but there are a few things the olde worlde had figured out better than us. Thankfully, Ren Faires are there to bring us back.
Most chefs are happy to serve or eat horsemeat — they just can’t find anyone to buy it from.
A swaggy horse, of course. He looks kind of sad, doesn’t he?
Prepare for ninjas chopping onions.