Poodle Horse Longs For Death
Why would you do this to a beast of burden? Isn’t being the bridge between Barbies and boys already bad enough?
Why would you do this to a beast of burden? Isn’t being the bridge between Barbies and boys already bad enough?
Yeah, I can’t believe I typed that headline either. Jasha Lottin and her boyfriend are now the most despised people in Oregon after doing a photo shoot wherein Herrick did naughty things with a dead horse. Since the horse was killed humanely after a protracted illness, the couple violated no laws (other than those of taste and what is considered safe for work).
And he likes it! See, New Yorkers can be friendly too. Watch Video ›
How romantic. Glad he’s not riding Solo. I just threw up on myself out of shame. (via thesuperficial.com) View List ›
The horse doesn’t look too happy about being part of this. The kid, on the other hand, seems understandably thrilled. View Image ›
Some lady wore a hat with an iPad on it to the Royal Ascot horse race in Ascot, England. Show off. (via photoblog.msnbc.msn.com) View Image ›
Whatever, volcano.
H! O! R! S! E! What does that spell??? (Horse, idiot.) Barats and Bereta take playing HORSE to new heights. Watch Video ›
A horse shows you how to improve your cardiovascular fitness.
Keira Knightley rides a pony (rocking horse?) in her Italian Vogue photoshoot! This is like Paula Deen riding things, but a bit classier. Use our image uploader to have Keira ride other things. View List ›
Move over unicorns, there’s a new sheriff in Mythical Horse Town. The “pumpactionicorn”? View Image ›
People who dress up in leather and bridles for a spot of pony play in the park. The best is the guy who says he can’t ride real horses because he’s vegan. View Media ›
Horse meat is on the list.
One of the competitors in this horse race has an unusual name.
Silly horse, you are not an elephant. You don’t even have a trunk…oh. Sneaky warring kings would dress up their horses like this so the elephants of the enemy wouldn’t attack. After all, those aren’t horses; they’re baby elephants! View Image ›
Hot or tacky? And who wore it best? View List ›
A flowchart that helps answer the question which haunts us all at some point in our lives. Just be honest. And no Sarah Jessica Parker jokes allowed. Okay, some Sarah Jessica Parker jokes allowed. View Image ›
If Dostoyevski got drunk on antifreeze with Tarkovsky and made a porno starring Gogol and Rasputin, that would be really cool, but it still wouldn’t explain this photo. View Image ›
Spotted outside of Topeka, KS. Pony up for gas? That car’s got plenty of horsepower? Is that a Ford Bronco or Mustang? Hay ride? Eh, you get the idea. Watch Video ›
This guy surely knows how to order in style. Seriously, who needs a fancy Volvo when you’ve got horsepower. Watch Video ›
Hoof Heels made by Roxanne Jackson. Because what girl doesn’t want a nice pair of hooves? View Image ›
Sports announcer Jim Jacques was left red-faced when he lost his voice during a trots harness horse racing event at Adelaide’s Globe Derby Park on Monday. The 48-year-old is heard struggling through his play-by-play when his voice suddenly cracks. Watch Video ›
It seems like Wii games and the controllers made for them are becoming a little too esoteric. View Image ›
Barbie’s horse seems to be getting a little too big for it’s trailer. View Image ›
Trash your hybrid, the real future of green transportation is more simple than you think. It’s a horse! On a treadmill! Imagine driving one of these things around town. Aside from the manure, this thing is a girl magnet. View Image ›
An object in motion tends to stay in motion. Watch Video ›
This is adorable…in a creepy “Black Beauty” way. Right? View Image ›
