NON. Juste, non.
NON. Juste, non.
A parody inspired by Judith Viorst’s original children’s book from 1972, Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. Also inspired by Joe Biden looking sad and staring out a window.
Can you make it through without cringing?
Let’s all have babies in Sweden.
No one likes a pole leaner.
For those who’ve been told you’re a lousy friend – this is for you.
So, uh, you might want to take your contacts out.
Oh, say can you see how horrible they are?
The ocean hates your love.
There are no words.
It didn’t always end happily ever after…
Aside from the obvious, “I don’t like you anymore,” that is.
Don’t sing these to your kids. Or do, you sicko.
TV’s Dr. Oz was on the scene attending to victims until help arrived. WARNING: Graphic photos.
They haunted your dreams when you were six, and now they’re BACK FOR MORE.
Police have arrested three people for allegedly killing at least two women and using their flesh to make stuffed pastries. That they send sold to unsuspecting neighbors.
What is wrong with people? Two little girls, ages five and three, were found wandering on the edge of the busy Shore Parkway yesterday, clutching extra diapers given to them by their mother before she abandoned them.
These are all real BTW. Even the Stallone/Estelle Getty one. That movie actually happened.
At first watch you may think New Girl is a Funny or Die sketch gone wrong, but no—it’s a new show coming to FOX this Fall that stars Zooey Deschanel as an alarmingly ditzy girl (seriously, don’t let her operate heavy machinery) who moves in with three Zoolanderesque guys after her boyfriend cheats on her. Watch Video ›