Will Aunt Flo treat you mean or will you feel like a queen?
Your horoscope is coming.
It’s time to find out if you need to be spontaneous or more focused! Horoscopes summarized from AstroStyle.
The Year of the Sheep is upon us — find out what’s in store for you! (H/T SunSigns)
Are you free-spirited, independent, and downright great?
Let the Zodiac decide.
Can you be defined by a quiz?
The universe just wants to be your friend! Horoscopes summarized from AstroStyle.
This is foolproof.
Sometimes, it’s just all in the stars.
If you want to re-rank this, go ahead, but that’d be soooo Pisces of you.
Because you’re charming and sensitive.
Sorry we’re intense and sexy.
Wanna rock jorts extra hard this summer but don’t even know where to begin? Never fear: It’s already been written in the stars.
1. You were born between May 21 and June 21.
In an April marked by angry eclipses portending unexpected change, the ancient, long-debunked practice of astrology and its preeminent ambassador might be weirdly suited for the 21st century.
Will your big day be full of lust or will it simply be a bust?
With so many options for stuffing your piehole between meals, how in the world are you expected to make the right decision? Just look to the stars for your answer, that’s how.
In the mood to get your paws on some fancy fromage but not quite sure where to begin? Save yourself the anxiety: It’s already been written in the stars.
Somewhere there’s a star that holds the key to your heart. Play with friends.
Here’s your go-to guide for buying gifts for your friends based on when they were born. With science, nothing can go wrong!
Look to the stars.
If anything is going to tell you how to live your life, it better have frosting on it.
B.O. and Joe, Mittens and Rye. It’s like they were meant for each other.
The ultimate horoscope prediction, made from the most common words in 4,000 astrological readings. So stop worrying about Ophiuchus and all of this Zodiac nonsense, because everything is going to be fun and energy. Maybe hard. Or easy. View List ›