Help us help you make genuinely disastrous fashion choices. Most of these derive their particular brand of awfulness from varying degrees of inappropriate anatomical correctness, but there’s plenty of other stuff in here, if penises and vaginas aren’t really your thing.
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What has science done? Can someone explain this abomination? Why is she standing on a paper-mâché rock? (From the minds of Jeannine Han and Umlaut Brikauski… available soon.)
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“Coming to a head and crotch near you,” Han & Brikauski’s patented Hood Thong, “one of the most progressive, functional, temperature-controlled pieces of fashion,” is now available for pre-order. Please tell me this is real…Because I just put in my pre-order.