http://www.thehoodinternet.com/2009/06/michael-jackson-vs...
Listen to this great mashup of Billie Jean from Michael Jackson and the band Ratatat.
It looks like masturbating in the showers at the University of Michigan is an honor code violation. Their auto industry is falling apart but their ejaculate is industrial!
They're like BuzzFeed badges, except tactile and purchasable. BuzzFeed badges CANNOT BE BOUGHT.