Honest Trailers, the lovely channel-within-a-channel from Screen Junkies, takes the entire Spider-Man trilogy to town with this destructive mockery. “The Godfather trilogy of Superhero movies, in that the first two are great, and the third one sucks ass.”
A feature-length music video for “Let It Go” pretty much sums it up.
Everything your inner nine-year-old loves, condensed into one movie.
It all makes sense now. Brad Pitt just wanted to be a zombie killing, world saving Mary Sue.
Journey back to a time before every movie was needlessly converted to 3D. In needlessly converted 3D.
It’s basically the Olive Garden of love stories. In hindsight, maybe true love shouldn’t make you hate yourself.
It’s never “too late” for the fine people over at Screen Junkies to make an honest trailer. Enjoy reliving the horror of the death of a franchise, in a way only George Lucas could accomplish.