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POLITICS BUZZ: President-elect Obama has chosen Proposition 8 supporter and minister of the evangelical Saddleback Church to give the invocation at his inauguration. You may remember him for his pseudo-debate on “faith issues” with Obama and McCain.

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1. Obama Defends the Choice
2. A Public Supporter of Proposition 8 Added to the Festivities
3. Obama: In His Own Words.
4. HRC’s Letter to Obama
5. Warren: In His Own Words.
6. “First Real Rift With Progressives”
7. “He Knows Better”
8. The Rick Warren Kerfuffle
9. The Full Line-up
10. Warren is the new Billy Graham
11. Warren is the new James Dobson

MUSIC BUZZ: One-time Eminem collaborator Trick Trick is making news this week with his announcement to AllHipHop.com that he doesn't want gay people buying his new album. Trick Trick personally called out gay celebrities Rosie O'Donnell and Ellen DeGeneres, saying that he was going to send a “scud missile right through their f**king cruise ship.” No word yet on whether heterosexual people have any plans to buy Trick Trick's lousy album either.

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The Best Links:

1. Trick Trick’s MySpace Page
2. Feminem Friend Is no Friend of the Gays
3. Rapper Trick Trick Attacks Gays on New Album
4. Asshat Rapper Trick Trick Tells Gays Not To Buy His Terrible Album

BUSINESS BUZZ: Californians Against Hate are leading a ban against Bolthouse, the company that makes all the weird juices, for their $100,000 donation in support of Proposition 8 . If you’ve got any love for the geighz, you might want to trade that Mango Apple Homophobia Protein Smoothie for, like, a Snapple. Snapple seems lesbian-friendly, right?

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The Best Links:

1. Don’t Buy Bolthouse!
2. $100,000 Later, The Gays Go Berserk
3. Bolthouse Loves Jesus, Has Also Donated to Bush
4. Californians Against Hate
5. What Is Proposition 8?
6. More P8 Haterz!

POLITICS BUZZ: A “youth-oriented” offshoot of Protect Marriage aims to persuade voters to choose Proposition 8 in California, which would amend the state constitution’s allowance of gay marriage. Kids these days! It’s all kooky facial hair, dramatic staring, and ivory-colored computer machines. Can’t they concentrate on important things once in a while - like keeping people who love each other apart?

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The Best Links:

1. Homophobia: Now For Alts, Homies, Bitches, and Sk8rz!
2. What’s The Deal With California Proposition 8?
3. Protect Marriage:
4. IProtect is Totes for the Kids
5. Mormons Big Fans of Protect Marriage

POLITICS BUZZ: The North Carolina senator and Conservative superhero (dubbed “Senator No,” for his opposition to…well, everything) passed away of natural causes. Maybe we’re hopelessly romantic, but it wouldn’t surprise us if, on every Martin Luther King, Jr. Day (which Helms opposed), if you listen really carefully, you’ll be able to hear echoes of racial slurs and homophobic slights emanate from the senator’s grave!

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The Best Links:

1. “If You Hate Long Enough and Hard Enough, You Can Go to the Very Top of the Washington Garbage Heap”
2. “I Think All Men Are Equal, Be They Slants, Beaners, Or Niggers” - Jesse Helms At His Finest
3. Jesse Helms Dies On July 4th [America Wins!]
4. “Sorry Mr. President, But Jesse Helms Was NOT a ‘Kind, Decent, and Humble Man’” [Buck Fush]
5. RIP Bozo The Clown (Oh, And Jesse Helms Too)
6. “He Was a Sour Troll and a Bigot, and It’s a Testament to Every Rotten Thing About This Country That for a Quarter Century, He Was One of the Most Powerful People in American Politics”

Shia LaBeouf says he is “embarrassed” by a video which showed the visibly drunk actor in a slapping contest where he calls an unidentified male a “faggot.” After all those years of sporting the Brian Krakow ‘fro , Shia should have a profound understanding of what embarrassment is.

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The Best Links:

1. Quiz: Are you obsessed with Shia LaBeouf?
2. Calling Guy Homophobic Slurs Is A Great Icebreaker!