We’re talking domestic box office earnings, people.
I mean, it’s crazy not to check the shower for murderers.
“Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal.” —A VERY DISTURBING CHILD, TBQH.
Vamos a ver Home Alone mientras comemos pizza y tomamos una cervecita.
How do you train pigeons?
Because Christmas isn’t Christmas without watching The Tree Has All the Balls. Via Manchester-based illustrator James Chapman.
“Will there be food at this thing?”
Let’s be honest, it was already kind of scary.
Let’s hope they clean up well…
As told by Kevin McCallister.
Watching it over 50 times doesn’t make you an expert. This quiz does, though.
OK, so they may not all be classics, but they are the films that help get us into the holiday spirit.
Keep the change, you filthy animal.
From Dirty Harry to Indiana Jones, Jurassic Park to The Matrix, and Alfred Hitchcock to Bill Murray, there are a myriad of different ways to stuff yourself with movies this holiday.
There is no good reason to trust cats. Too bad we love them anyway.
Spoiler alert: Kevin still really loves pizza…
Your world will never be the same.
You are a snob and a half.
What Frankenfoods have you created? Share yours with #Frankenfood and watch Sundays at 10PM on Spike TV.
First things first…pants OFF.
Gen X listened to Nirvana, Gen Y grew up with the Spice Girls, and others fell somewhere in-between. Where do you belong?
House to myself! Oh wait I forgot this BLOWS CHUNKS.
Why did anyone buy Furbies?
Sure, you probably saw Forrest Gump and There’s Something About Mary, but what about What’s Eating Gilbert Grape and Kids?
“This kid’s not a good actor. I can now see that.”
From Lion King to Space Jam, how many of these classic (and not so classic) kids films did you see?
Don’t worry, all ends well in this story too!
Plus the grooming secrets of 5 real-life Patrick Batemans, 9 of the weirdest items astronauts have taken to space, and the quiz that tells you what kind of Girls critic you are.
Are you what the French call “les incompétents”? Find out, phlegm-wad.