The folks over at AfterEllen have taken on the role of the sorting hat. Complete with appointed head of houses and prefects, wait till you see who made the cut for “she-who-must-not-be-named.”
These are all muggle tested and Harry Potter approved.
Dear Jo, please adopt me.
Braces are like a necklace for your mouth! Today’s teens are plague with questions about relationships and four Hogwarts girls take it upon themselves to dispense house appropriate advice.
Pro-tip: The walk of shame would be shorter if you’d sleep with guys in your own House. But then you wouldn’t get to sing this awesome song.
Even wizards have to go back to school. September 1st is the traditional start date for Hogwarts students. Please see the attached literature to familiarize yourself with the new term.
Has the last Harry Potter movie left you feeling empty inside at the prospect of living the rest of your life devoid of any new adventures with Harry and his pals? You probably need a little magic in your life right now. Look no further than Austria’s International School for Witches and Wizards. They may not have flying broomsticks or dragons, but they have a headmaster named Grand Wizard Dakaneth and a garden full of special herbs. (via odditycentral) View List ›
This is a cake. No seriously, this is a cake. A sweet, delicious cake. View Image ›
Second City TV shows the inherent differences between the Houses in Hogwarts. I am smart AND I have two thumbs. I wonder what that means? (via The Uniblog) Watch Video ›
Something is afoot at Hogwarts. The winds of change are coming in six days, but what will they bring? UPDATE: Twitter and Facebook and map coordinates, oh my! View List ›
Oh God, no one cast Confringo! From the gentleman that brought you Matchstick Minas Tirith, Patrick Acton proves once again to have superhero levels of patience. View List ›
Jinkies, that will hold a lot of Scooby Snacks! Artist Steve Anderson bring us another round of souped up imperial walkers. View List ›
In the words of Ronald Weasley: This parody is “completely mental.” At least the makers of this clip are aware that they are annoying. Watch Video ›
A 12-year-old boy is none too pleased with the Hogwarts headmaster and takes angry quill to parchment. This is an outrage! View List ›
If someone were to call me this despicable slur, I’d also be offended. Harry Potter has corrupted our youth. The kid was later expelled for saying “frak.” View Image ›
Ever wonder which house Luke Skywalker would en up in? Now you’ll know. From Clicker.com. View Image ›
Catching Pokemon would be so much easier with magic. Please, somebody, a Harry Potter and Pokemon crossover fanfiction? View Image ›
A new 9¾ subway line sticker was spotted at the Union Square station, offering New Yorkers service to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Assuming they can find the platform, that is. View Image ›
With the power of the internet vested in me, I have enchanted a quiz to sort you into the different houses at Hogwarts. Dust off your internet knowledge, because it’s time to get sorted! Take Quiz ›
