The former Chandler Bing was just trying to enjoy a hockey game and get his mind off things. Instead, things got awkward.
Sometimes the success of your hockey team means more to you than the deliciousness of a pizza.
THIS is how you win a hockey game.
A breakaway goal from Sidney Crosby’s eyes? A soaring dunk from Kobe’s point-of-view? It’s only a matter of time.
Staal brother powers, ACTIVATE!
Poor Stephen Gionta. All the other guys keep being dicks.
The first Bruins game in Boston since Monday’s attacks started off with a rousing, emotional display.
Gosh darnit, Minnesota, you’ve got a lot to be proud of. So go ahead and toot your own horn!
First rule of sports: don’t punch the ref in the face.
Once the brightest rising star in American hockey, goalie Rick DiPietro is now struggling in the minors. Looking back for warning signs, a writer who knew him way back when still can’t believe it never worked out.
Canada may be a utopian health-care paradise off the ice, but on the ice, it’s MADNESS.
Three students from Grand Forks Red River High School in North Dakota caused an uproar after they donned Ku Klux Klan uniforms while in the stands of a school hockey game over the weekend.
Back to the drawing board.
A high school senior intentionally cost his team the game. Why? REVENGE! No seriously, revenge.
Stoned cats make excellent hockey viewing partners.
From Nabokov to Varlamov to Bryzgalov, and everywhere in between.
Gender stereotyping everywhere!
And tries to act like his mind isn’t blown.
Alex Picard showers alone tonight.
Colin Wilson can finally emerge from the basement.
As if drunk driving weren’t embarrassing enough without costumes.
Back when hockey players didn’t wear helmets, their hair stayed perfectly coiffed.
When two goalies fight, everyone wins.
The NHL is the Pabst Blue Ribbon of professional sports leagues.
He seems totally okay…well, except for his ego. But otherwise totally okay.
I have never been so scared of a group of athletes.
The winning coach. Police are investigating.