First rule of sports: don’t punch the ref in the face.
Once the brightest rising star in American hockey, goalie Rick DiPietro is now struggling in the minors. Looking back for warning signs, a writer who knew him way back when still can’t believe it never worked out.
Canada may be a utopian health-care paradise off the ice, but on the ice, it’s MADNESS.
Three students from Grand Forks Red River High School in North Dakota caused an uproar after they donned Ku Klux Klan uniforms while in the stands of a school hockey game over the weekend.
Back to the drawing board.
A high school senior intentionally cost his team the game. Why? REVENGE! No seriously, revenge.
Stoned cats make excellent hockey viewing partners.
From Nabokov to Varlamov to Bryzgalov, and everywhere in between.
Gender stereotyping everywhere!
And tries to act like his mind isn’t blown.
Alex Picard showers alone tonight.
Colin Wilson can finally emerge from the basement.
As if drunk driving weren’t embarrassing enough without costumes.
Back when hockey players didn’t wear helmets, their hair stayed perfectly coiffed.
When two goalies fight, everyone wins.
The NHL is the Pabst Blue Ribbon of professional sports leagues.
He seems totally okay…well, except for his ego. But otherwise totally okay.
I have never been so scared of a group of athletes.
The winning coach. Police are investigating.
The world is his conservative oyster!
With all the chintzy shenanigans and Shanabans that have occurred in these NHL Playoffs it’s nice to know that Niklas Kronwal is still out there hitting people hard and legally.
Nothing says “let’s start the ECHL Finals” like getting a former boxing champion to gleefully work a siren crank like a punching bag.
The only thing protecting net-minders from 90 MPH slapshots is their padding, gloves, and stick. Here’s what happens when of those three fails.
Hours after being inaugurated, Emperor Putin led an amateur team against the “Legends of Russia.” He scored the game-winning shootout goal against a “legendary” goalie. We break it down.
Okay, that’s not actually Jeff Goldblum, but come on: he and Marc Bergevin, the team’s brand new General Manager, look eerily similar.
Everyone knows toy breeds are excellent prognosticators when it comes to hockey.
Quit laughing. My mom used to destroy my dad and me, week-in and week-out in our football pool, by picking the prettiest uniforms.