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Seymour The Kitten's Tragic Story
Culture Buzz Awww, these kitties are so precious. They're just..wait…what…no. No. Frogman, why?!
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Link: Sir Ian ‘Gandalf’ McKellen, Panhandler
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Gandalf was taking a break from Waiting For Godot rehearsals when a nice Australian lady dropped a dollar in his bowler hat, thinking he was homeless. I hope she gets tickets to the show.
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Video: The Reality of Zelda: New Boots
Link would struggle in today's world. (Must now get the Zelda soundtrack out of my head!)
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Image: Tina Fey Is Cool With Hobos
This is how you stay level-headed “in the business”: never turn away New York's finest. P.S. I know that guy.
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Video: Andy Samberg F*cks Black Male Reba McEntire
Hot couple alert! Andy Samberg and Reba McEntire are f*cking, except Reba is actually a crazy dude who found a wig in a dumpster. Finally, the queen of country makes her way into SNL infamy, albeit with a minor bump in the road (a dong in the pants).
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Leona Lewis Rescued A Bunny!
Celebrity Buzz The pop singer rescued a bunny from a homeless man, who, upon being asked what he was planning on doing with the animal, claimed he would “probably eat it.” The animal rights activist and vegetarian also slipped the hobo a cool $100 before telling him to go buy himself a squirrel burger or two (one of those things is made up).
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Hipster Dudes <3 Their Skinny Jeans
Style Buzz The skinny jean for men continues to dominate fashion (as designers attempt to push it on bros now, too), as illustrated in one reporter's journey into Williamsburg, Brooklyn - the epicenter of impossibly narcissistic hipsterdom - where denim leggings is the pant of choice. Despite my own personal clueless sense of fashion (which tends to never progress beyond “Hobo Goes Yachting”), I think it's safe to say that pilgrim shoes + visible junk = the worst. Unless, of course, you think your band is amazing.
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Video: Gassy Sex [NSFW]
Our current obsession (following Edarem and Kirstie Alley) is Branson Aniston, who uploads bizarre, disturbing videos like this one, in which he and his new bride consummate their partnership on a wedding night. But with a lot of farts. Now, is that lady …dead or just really sensitive to chandeliers made of empty tuna cans and broken light bulbs (because you know that's what hanging in the Aniston house)?
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Video: Homeless (and Narcoleptic) in Disney World
Celebration, Florida is a “census-designated, master-planned community” owned by The Walt Disney Company as part of the Orlando–Kissimmee Metropolitan Statistical Area. One homeless narcoleptic woman documents her adventures in this “paradise.” Maybe dreams really do come true (for narcoleptic hobos who fantasize about migrating south).
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Video: Crazy Dude Dissects Theme To “Scrubs”
Our new BFF, YouTube user Edarem, likes TV theme songs, his three dogs, and hasn't gotten a haircut in twenty years. This is just one of many. Also, he might be Abe Vigoda. [UPDATE: Eagle-eyed commenter Alex P. informs us that the guy's name is Ed Muscari, and that he's - oh boy - registered sexual offender, FTW!]
