If Where the Wild Things Are was about hipsters rather than for hipsters. Gotcha Media
In case you were thinking about stealing some bikes today, just keep in mind that hipster bike messengers might beat you up. Just thought you should be forewarned. (via)
Edvan Cinque Terra and Darvid Tokishi report from San Fransisco's Mission District on hipster vegans, the taliban of dieters.
These people were into the Bill of Rights waaaaaay before it was cool.
http://stuffhipstershate.tumblr.com/
A hilarious blog about what hipsters hate. First and foremost, other hipsters. [Editor's note: This blog is my soulmate. ]
Ah, the joy and beauty of Oakland! Learn the wonders of the “fabulous vacation wonderland” located just across the Bay Bridge. Ghostriding! Hipsters! They've truly got it all.
Style Buzz The skinny jean for men continues to dominate fashion (as designers attempt to push it on bros now, too), as illustrated in one reporter's journey into Williamsburg, Brooklyn - the epicenter of impossibly narcissistic hipsterdom - where denim leggings is the pant of choice. Despite my own personal clueless sense of fashion (which tends to never progress beyond “Hobo Goes Yachting”), I think it's safe to say that pilgrim shoes + visible junk = the worst. Unless, of course, you think your band is amazing.
So this video was taken in 1999, but none of you were there (I'm betting), so enjoy its lessons anew. I kind of fell in love with this guy by the time he got to “Call and Response.”
Style Buzz Look what American Apparel hath wrought: East Brooklyn denizens posing in socks. Consider this a less explicit replacement for the Craigslist Erotic Services board.
Culture Buzz Meet the “Hipster Grifter,” a 22-year-old Utah fugitive who managed to lie her way into a job at Vice magazine and a lot of sex with Brooklyn boys. It is as easy as telling people you have cancer (and posting images on Flickr to “prove” it). She is still on the run, so if you live in Portland or some other hipster hub, look out.
Style Buzz A photoblog of people retardedly dressed around the NYC area. This blog is so mean! That's why it fills the huge gaping void that's left from Blue States Lose and Vice Do's and Don'ts (from when they used to be funny).
Silly American Apparel…hipsters don't need babies! Wait 5 for $20? How many babies for a dime bag of coke? That might spark up some interest…
http://www.viceland.com/int/v16n3/htdocs/medieval-slimes-...
“Investigative journalism” reaches a new high/low (depending on how you look at it) as a writer goes for two weeks prohibiting himself from engaging in “any sanitary practices developed before the Age of Enlightenment.” Totally forgot what chamber pots were meant for before reading this.
Man, everyone shops at American Apparel now. Credit where credit is due: those guys are the Original Gangstas of ironic beards.
Music Buzz A rockabilly bluegrass band from Brooklyn? Don't scoff! With the release of their new album Corn Money earning plenty of attention, these city bumpkins are causing a barrel o' buzz. Trading children's acid-washed jeans and Ray-Bans for long johns and denim overalls? Now that's how you change things up in the Brooklyn music scene.
http://www.divinecaroline.com/article/50616/67240-checkli...
A to-do list for NY hipsters planning to move. It's an ad for FlatRate Movers and it's one of those rare times when making fun of your customers might work out as a marketing plan.
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/01/animal-collective-is...
Hipster Runoff outdoes itself with the definitive treatise on Animal Collective, meaningful personal brands, and relevant internet culture. It is a masterpiece. I do not mean that ironically.