Beauty is pain, amirite?!
Watch out for those high heels.
Oh, to hell with you too, shoes.
Basically, horses and pornography.
At least we’re all the same height lying down, amirite?
When looking good turns into a downward spiral of pain and sorrow.
Biggest takeaway: High heels are not for the faint of heart.
You can’t get naked unless you put clothes on first.
High heels are reserved for special occasions. Based on this post.
The amount of ornate detail practically begs for these to become reality. Designer Nick Adelman challenged himself to encompass different cultures’ art in a fashion medium.
No one put money in my underwear, but it was fun anyway.
The history of lipstick, high heels, and other beauty staples are a lot longer — and weirder — than you’d think.
If you didn’t hate wearing heels already, don’t worry! You will.
Tajik citizens are outraged but not surprised.
Even Iron Man needs a boost sometimes.
Would you dare to wear them? Seriously, they look like something out of Silent Hill.
Or, as the creators allege, the MOST comfortable?
This post happened because reasons. Because sometimes you need a little more brass clockwork in your life.
Assuming you have a 3D printer. Anyone know if the liquid resin used would be able to support a human’s weight?
Sometimes people think it’s a political statement. I almost wish it were.
It might be impractical to fight crime in heels, but that logic does not extend to these fabulous shoes. Sure geeky sneakers are good for every day use, but sometimes a girl needs a little glamour.
Is that a FabergÃ© egg in your heel or are you just happy to see me? Time to dial it back when models have to show off shoes by holding them in their hands.
Sometimes pain is beauty. And sometimes fashion designers are criminally insane. Just sayin’ y’all.
Now there’s an image that sears itself right into the brain. Luckily this is just an exercise in what humans might consider sexy in the future