Shift Buzz In which we send a BuzzFeed editor (me) to get his junk waxed and adorned with rhinestones. For science.
Culture Buzz Admit it: you hate this stupid holiday too, and anyone who says they don't is just fueling an overrated Hallmark holiday. So buy some of these on Etsy and let everyone know what's really on your mind this year.
Culture Buzz This is going to replace my sound machine sleep aid. I will wake up a whole new person.
No, the better question is, “Why wouldn't a lady stormtrooper hug an elephant heart?” Great thigh highs, too.
Culture Buzz Like a vampire covered in glitter and sweat, Ke$ha made a shocking performance at Future Music Festival in Sydney when she drank a blood-like substance from a heart. Well, shocking if food coloring and corn syrup can be considered shocking. What I want to know is where can I get a squeeze bottle heart?
Culture Buzz An Etsy shop with awwwdorable Valentine's Day cards for the old school gamer in your life. Too bad there's not a Contra card for same-sex couples.
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Bloody heart candy, anyone?
The Chinese chihuahua born with a heart-shaped mark on his fur now has a baby brother named Love, who also carries the same trait. This is so cute, we might just have to take a bath to get rid of the warm 'n fuzzies.
I can't imagine anything more romantic/sinister than cooking a real heart for Valentine's Day dinner. That is unless you're celebrating with a cow of course. Then things might get weird…like, Hannibal Lecter weird. I hope this wasn't Heart's heart.
Aw hey look it's “Heart,” a 19-day old Ox born with a heart-shaped birthmark. Consider him your Valentine's Day mascot.
Nineteen-day-old ox 'Heart,' born with a heart-shaped marking on his forehead, relaxes at Yamakun farm in Fujisawa, near Tokyo, Japan. Kazunori Yamazaki, 51-year-old farm owner, said, 'Good timing for Valentine's Day.'