Culture Buzz She wants $1,000,000 for her broken nose. This is why we can't have nice things. (via macrumors.com)
Culture Buzz People are really serious about their Mexican food. Prevoiusly: The 30 Best Taco-Related Crimes Ever.
Culture Buzz All of these things happened in the span of one year. ONE YEAR.
Culture Buzz They had to taser him twice before they got him under control!!! (via dreamindemon.com)
Culture Buzz Cheese sauce!! IS NOTHING SACRED ANYMORE?! (via latimesblogs.latimes.com)
Food Buzz A Portland woman was cooking tofu in her apartment when it suddenly exploded. Proponents of tofu note that the soy product is high in protein and can prevent breast cancer, osteoporosis, and cardiovascular disease. Opponents note that it explodes.
Apparently he wanted to go to jail. (via imwithkanye.tumblr.com)
Culture Buzz After about an hour in a corn maze in Danvers, Massachusetts, a couple with their 3-week old baby decided to call 911 for help. Here's their (unfortunately hilarious) police phone call transcript.
They tried to escape but CRASHED A CAR and HIT AN EMPLOYEE who chased them, then one RAN THROUGH A CAR WASH and another LEFT BEHIND HIS ID. Fail is an understatement. (via latimesblogs.latimes.com)
Culture Buzz Man, Fox News really gets black people.. (via nymag.com)
Politics Buzz Part 2 of a continuing series. Remember, Fox News cited each of these “actual news headlines” as their “source.”
I'm just surprised it took this long. (via obscurestore.typepad.com)
Music Buzz From the album Take Care, releasing October 24. (via.)
Culture Buzz There are pictures. I think I'm going to be sick. PS. HOW LONG DID HE KEEP THAT BANDAGED SLICE OF PIZZA FOR? (via obscurestore.typepad.com)
TV Buzz He snapped his achilles tendon!!! It doesn't get more hardcore than that. (via abclocal.go.com)
Culture Buzz A replica of the Cash Cab was involved in a fatal accident in Canada this weekend. The cab struck and killed a 61-year-old man. Womp.
Culture Buzz A woman in Kansas was fined $1,160 for throwing tea bottles in her neighbor's yard every day for 2 years. The woman claims she didn’t select her neighbor's yard out of malice, it just happened to be where she finished the tea. “It was nothing personal,” she told the judge. “If I had to do it over again, of course, I wouldn’t do it.” (via obscurestore.typepad.com)
This is how you become a fast food LEGEND. FYI, Adam is the name of shift manager who denied the worker the Fourth of July off after he worked 22 days straight, despite allowing others to have the day off. (via thedw.us)
Culture Buzz This is what internet dreams are made of. “Like a Spartan from 300, kind of, except he was a banana.” Today is a great day.
Culture Buzz Surprised about the Casey Anthony verdict? Don't be. Florida is by far the craziest state in the country. (via fark.com)
A couple of pet stores in the West Village in New York City have banned customers who have been drinking from buying puppies. Most of the time it happens around holidays — St. Patrick's Day or Gay Pride. Typical. (via dnainfo.com)
Culture Buzz Can't make this stuff up. God bless America. (via delcotimes.com)