Congrats, you’re now the worst person ever.
Congrats, you’re now the worst person ever.
Every. Single. Time.
With so many things to hate, it’s a wonder we get anything done.
Can you make it through this video without feeling moist?
We preferred it when trolls were things you stuck on the end of your pencil.
For all you Ele-H8ter’s out there.
Everything was so magical when you were a child. When you were a child.
Because sometimes actions speak louder than words.
Judging by his appearance on Chelsea Lately last night, it’s a tough call.
For all the haters.
She’s already done enough damage, and now this!?
The world is full of smells, and Facebook is full of groups for the people who hate them. This is sociology, y’all.
Star Jones beware, because you have officially been COOPERED (is that a thing?). Anderson told Star off when Andy Cohen was co-hosting with him on his daytime show and asked if Cooper felt different now that “it [coming out] was all behind him.”
Tumblr users have a very strange relationship with Miranda Cosgrove: some people love her, some people hate her, some people love to hate her — but everybody talks about her. Here’s my conclusive research on why this is the case.
You can thank Twitter for giving us these quality reasons to take our first world existences for granted.
On their trip across America, four recent grads accidentally hit a bird. What they forgot was that the camera was rolling, and their “unique,” reaction would be captured for all to tweet and RT.
Hana al-Bayaty of Brussels Tribunal is reporting that between 90 and 100 Iraqi youths have been murdered in a campaign by Shiite militants against homosexuals and Western-style “emo” clothes and haircuts. (via andrewsullivan.thedailybeast.com)
His first priority is killing a plumber. His second is maintaining life on Earth.
Let this be inspiration for all of you who are too self-conscious to walk outside in that tuxedo so you can ride your moped to the local Walmart. Just do you, ‘cause HATERS GONNA HATE.
We feel your pain, little Russian kids. Most adults feel this way about going to their jobs. (via viralviralvideos.com)
There’s been a recent flap over Whole Foods promoting halal food as part of a Ramadan marketing campaign, and most of said flap stems from one post by a crazy-pants blogger who thinks Muslims are “savages.” Here is that blogger’s post, called Anti-Israel Whole Foods Wishes You a Happy Ramadan, boiled down to the nuttiest soundbites and paired with the Michele Bachmann cover of Newsweek. View List ›
Life is just one long string of impotent rage. But at least we’re all impotent together? View List ›
…and women…allegedly. You know, I always hoped his 30 Rock character was just an exaggeration of his personality but alas, it appears not. UPDATE: Tracy Morgan issues formal apology. View List ›
In this second episode, Andrew and his brave Tea Party Youth LA team go into the bowels of darkness, Disneyland itself, to fight for justice and to boycott Aladdin once and for all. Watch Video ›
Aladdin is a Muslim, so obviously that means he is a terrorist. To stop the perpetuating Disney propaganda, the Tea Party Youth LA are spreading the word against Aladdin. Boycott now or the terrorists win. View List ›
FCKH8 launches a campaign aimed at derailing legislation in Tennessee that would make it illegal to talk about homosexuality in the classroom. A little girl in pigtails saying “fuck” in order to affect social change. Where do I sign? Oh…I sign here and here and here. Watch Video ›
TMZ unearthed this text from last week, sent by Charlie Sheen to Brooke Mueller, detailing how he wanted to “execute” his manager, Mark Burg. Charlie Sheen is winning (at being a creepy person)! View Image ›
Don’t mess with interweb’s favorite mommy blogger. She’ll take your virtual hate-mail and use it to make cold hard cash. Turn your ad blocker off and check out “Monetizing the Hate”, where Dooce displays the vitriolic responses she receives everyday — all surrounded by tons and tons of advertising.
This blog points out the obvious: babies are OK until idiot parents get their hands on them. From celebrities to self-important onesies, this site has you (and your baby-hating needs) covered. Your Baby Is Lame is also currently embroiled in a blog feud with Your Baby Is An Asshole. Is the internet big enough for the both of them?