I am so sorry but there's nothing that can be done to save you. On the up side, April 23rd is the best birthday.
Celebrity Buzz The actor, activist, director, and heartthrob turned 51 today. Living proof that many things get better with age. Let's celebrate with a look back through the years with the Fantastic Mr. Clooney, shall we?
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And he picked up the tab. Lance Bass celebrated his birthday a week early this year, like a BOSS.
TV Buzz Mostly caused by hurricanes. Don't lie, you know you think “I'll just wait for Local On the 8's” and you catch yourself still hypotonically watching two hours later.
http://www.tmz.com/2012/02/07/happy-birthday-zsa-zsa-gabor/
Happy birthday to a Hollywood icon! Before you gasp in horror, remember you should only hope you look that good after all these health issues.
Culture Buzz Marking its eight years on the Internet, musician Daniel Koren and 10 of his clones whipped up a potential theme song for the website. Like?
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Pro-Tip: Cigarettes aren’t candles. Birthdays don’t always meet your highest expectations, but these party planners weren’t even trying.
http://www.history.com/news/2012/01/06/7-things-you-didnt...
Happy 600th birthday, Joan! Maybe… No official records of the date exist, and Joan herself could only guess she was 19 during her trial for heresy in 1431. Either way, we’re gonna run with it!
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The film industry is getting old. To celebrate becoming a centaur centenarian, Paramount is treating itself with the tamest logo redesign ever.
The Lover of Life, Singer of Songs (and proud owner of 10 cats) would have turned 65 years old this Labor Day Weekend. Google Doodle pays tribute. (via thedailywh.at)
Movie Buzz Today is Robert Redford's, aka the coolest man in the history of the planet's, 75th birthday. Here are his 10 best moments on the silver screen. (Spoilers ahead!)
Politics Buzz Today is President Obama's 50th Birthday. To honor his transformation from statesman to elder statesman here are the 50 best photos from the White House's awesome Flickr Stream.
Music Buzz Singing comedian Stephen Lynch turns 40 today. To celebrate we've put together a list of our favorite Lynch songs. Fair warning, some of his lyrics are a little NSFW.
Culture Buzz Let me begin by saying these are all very very dumb. But when you're wishing your friend or acquaintance or person you must have added for some reason but now forget why a “happy birthday” on Facebook, you need something that stands out over the flood of generic “happy birthday joey!” wishes.
Culture Buzz Happy 112th birthday Ernest Hemingway. Author of books. Performance drinker. Original party animal.
Culture Buzz Today is Lil Jimmy Norton's Birfday! I grew up listening to Opie and Anthony, so Jim has always been one of my favorite comedians. In his honor let's look back on some of his best moments and characters. These videos are obviously NSFW (language).
Culture Buzz Today is Harrison Ford's 69th (heh) birthday. To celebrate we've put together a list of the ten best moments the big guy's ever had on the silver screen. After you read the list, make sure to write your congressman. The fact that today isn't a national holiday is a shamockery.
Movie Buzz Happy 20th birthday, Point Break! Here are ten things you might not have known about a truly transcendent and radical film. And if you know this stuff, congratulations on being up on your bank robbing surf ninja movie trivia.
In his defense, this is what I look like on the inside when people try to sing this to me in public. Honestly, does anyone like having people sing to them?
Celebrity Buzz William Shatner turns 80 today. If having the love of the Internet keeps you alive, both he and Betty White will live forever. And what better way to celebrate Shatnerday early then with some of his best YouTube clips?
Culture Buzz Because what better way to celebrate his birthday than with the dead carcasses of his creations? Buy your own Mulberry Street Unicorn at Dr. Seuss Art.
Today is the birthday of our esteemed editor, Tanner Ringerud. While Tanner was minding his own business at BuzzFeed HQ, a man in a trench coat delivered unto him a strange package. Happy birthday, Tanner!
PianoWeatherman Ron Trott and Schmitty the Weather Dog celebrate Betty White, who turned 89 yesterday. Schmitty is ready to party.
Culture Buzz A few days ago, 4Chan decided they were going to make William J. Lashua's 90th birthday one he'd never forget. The big day was yesterday, and sure enough, he received a huge pile of cards from Internet well-wishers and a few charming party-crashers even stopped by.
Culture Buzz After spotting a sad flyer looking for party participants, 4chan wanted to give WWII vet William J. Lashua a very happy 90th birthday, and started a campaign to send him birthday cards and well wishes. You can still get in on it, but you'll need to overnight your birthday card if you want it there on time.
Watch the nice man with the Swastika-head say Happy Birthday to his 3-year-old friend! Warning: This video may make you feel sad and awful. (Via.)
To be fair, if I had to sing Happy Birthday to Roseanne Barr, this would probably be my reaction too.
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You're 49 today! Michael J. Fox is the rare actor who had success as a child, adolescent and adult, then channeled his ambition into seeking a cure for Parkinson’s after being diagnosed with the degenerative disease at age 30.