Sports Buzz Sky Sports' announcers during the spectacular Manchester City — Queens Park Rangers game went absolutely berserk. It's not often that you see a team win the championship with two goals in stoppage time.
Animals Buzz This is more a science post than a cat post, but learning is important, so. (via thefrogman.me)
Culture Buzz Rate your partner using one of these official charts from 1939 and leave their score in the comments. Then we will be able to judge who is happiest.
Culture Buzz You have always wanted a jet-pack and have known you would be happy if you could fly. These people actually have jet-packs. These people can actually fly. They are happier than you. That said, if you want your very own jet-pack all you need is $100k.
http://www.neatorama.com/2011/03/30/peak-of-happiness-com...
Old people are blissfully unaware.
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1945361
Her name is Happiness and that's what she'll supply to your day.
A girl named Happiness really danced her heart out to “The Scatman” on the British show “Got to Dance.” The Irish have a new source of pride.
After the requisite two minutes of OMG SPAZZING OUT. (Common is perhaps not the most appropriate visitor for a group of fifth-graders, but whatever, they're so happy!!!)
But it's also the world's most charming machine! Seriously, if I had this sitting on my desk I would never be sad again.
Closer…closer…SMOOSH! Manatees' little faces are made for this. They should just be doing this all the time.
Culture Buzz You made it! This is the happiest page on the internet. But you can make it even happier by adding happy images, pictures, messages, and keepsakes below. What makes you happy? [Editor's Note: Anything sarcastic/sad/mean will be removed from the page.]
Culture Buzz Let's create a haven on the Internet where people can go to feel uplifted and joyful. What are the best, happiest things you can think of? I'll start. Unicorns, obvs. Rainbows. Cupcakes. Children under 5. Drew Barrymore. Only happy comments, videos, and pictures are allowed on this page, please, and they must be posted with joy in your heart, otherwise it will be obvious to everyone that you're only pretending. All sarcasm will be taken literally. Hooray!
See also: how to win my love forever. I'm really just posting this because the photos are mesmerizing. It's like there's a whole other world inside that cake, and I want to live there.
Beethoven's “Ode to Joy,” performed by Beaker. Muppets make me absurdly happy.